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Wulfchyld -> Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 1:27:02 PM)

When will the madness end? I am so sick and tired of fake "D"'s and fake "s"s I am sending out Jehovah witnesses in mass to all your doorsteps.
 
I keep hearing all this "no limit slave" crap and once you stick the gun to their head they find death is a limit! PUHLEEEZZZZ
 
And all those pussy "D"s on here whining that they can't control their sub/slaves... WTF! Chain and fishing hooks are cheap! A week of hanging by their flesh from the ceiling will straiten them right up!
 
There has to be some laws laid down, and I am laying out that law!
 
1. Every member of CM will submit DNA testing so we can search for the wimp chromosome.
2. A minimum of 25 assorted pics, approved by me, will be submitted.
3. I week a year your sub/slave will be sent to me for reconditioning. Please send a $300.00 burial fee just in case.
4. All "D"s must have the CrappyDom seal of approval. This requires you to fly to Cali once a year.
5. The new national language of the BDSM community will be Pig Latin.
6. The new uniform of the BDSM community will be red and black woodland camouflage.
7. All no limit sub/slaves must pay John Edwards a $200.00 Dollar retainer so we can be sure Death wasn’t a limit. 
 
Now you can submit your suggestions for approval.

Loki has spoken




mymasterssub69 -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 1:31:14 PM)

*giggles* - thank you so much brightening up my Friday afternoon




Wulfchyld -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 1:33:53 PM)

Anytime!




redsky -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 1:38:00 PM)

i enjoyed that immensely! i like having my limits, so does my Master, if subs have no limits then Masters' have no certain way of knowing how far to push.... i am new and pretty naive at this life, but to me if there are no limits or boundaries then how can there be punishment? am i wrong? i adore pushing Master just to see how far i can get, that seems to work both ways for us....maybe ive got it all wrong, i dont know, but anyhow, thats my two cents worth!

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Trust: You show me Yours & i'll show You mine!




Wulfchyld -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 1:40:31 PM)

redsky,

If it is working then it is right.




redsky -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 1:44:07 PM)

thank You!

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Trust: You show me Yours & i'll show You mine!




mymasterssub69 -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 1:55:30 PM)

submitted for your approval:

no more forum posts about being overweight, fat and/or skinny!!

no more about race - can't we all just get along!


thank you





Wulfchyld -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 2:03:33 PM)

Ding!

Signed and sealed.

As for getting along... I don't think you can toss a bunch of dominant personalities in a room and not expect a little bloodshed.




redsky -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 2:16:05 PM)

my opinions -

about being overweight, fat and/or skinny...... every person has feelings, its a shame society does not remember that when they 'label' people according to their outer appearance!

As for race.... unless i am mistaken...do we all not bleed the same colour? i find it hard to believe that we as the 'human' race can still not see past the color of ones skin or nationality or religion! Crazy world!




LadyEllen -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 2:25:36 PM)

If I dont fancy flying to California for approval, can I just sent the JWs back suitably mangled and that'll count?

E




LaTigresse -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 2:32:25 PM)

Ia on'tda eakspa igpa atinla




HerEmeraldEyes -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 2:32:56 PM)

 Is it ok if the red and black cammo is made of pvc????




mymasterssub69 -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 2:53:03 PM)

ok - how about a Collarme Dom/me grudge match?




Wulfchyld -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 3:02:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: redsky

my opinions -

about being overweight, fat and/or skinny......

There is only one person that has to be happy with it. Then you find a D/s that is happy with it too.

As for race.... unless i am mistaken...do we all not bleed the same colour? i find it hard to believe that we as the 'human' race can still not see past the color of ones skin or nationality or religion! Crazy world!


Until there is another species that threatens humanity as a whole, this will not change.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 3:03:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

If I dont fancy flying to California for approval, can I just sent the JWs back suitably mangled and that'll count?

E


You have to talk to CrappyDom's secretary, SimplyMichael.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 3:04:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Ia on'tda eakspa igpa atinla


You're in!




Wulfchyld -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 3:05:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HerEmeraldEyes

Is it ok if the red and black cammo is made of pvc????


Of course. You can't have BDSM Shock Trooper without pvc.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 3:07:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mymasterssub69

ok - how about a Collarme Dom/me grudge match?



That would be sooo much easier if they would add a button to people’s posts. Something like... print map to assholes house.




LaTigresse -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 3:08:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Ia on'tda eakspa igpa atinla


You're in!


Like I didn't already know that[;)]




BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Fake "D's Fake "s''s fake fake fake (2/2/2007 3:10:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

6. The new uniform of the BDSM community will be red and black woodland camouflage.



Oooooooo I look damned hot in black and red!  [sm=preen.gif]

Do these come with matching fuzzy slippers?  Boots?  Accessories?  [8|]






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