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Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 9:44:02 AM   
Mercnbeth


Posts: 11766
Status: offline 		As I woke up this morning an amused myself with ponderings of people whose image of self importance is having the most replies and most hits on the CollarMe site; creating multiple profiles and, in Sybil-like fashion, using them to generate a self fulfilling prophecy. I stumbled across this site:

http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e

It's a test site to determine how much of an asshole or bitch you are. I was very surprised to find out that I'm only "Sort of" an asshole - achieving a score of 63. Maybe if I had beth or some of the people working for me answer the questions I would score higher.

Anyway, I thought it was interesting enough to share. There are also more 'tests' on the site. There are tests to determine your Idiot quotient, Hippie-ness, White Trash and Video Game Addiction.
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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 9:50:49 AM   
proudsub


Posts: 6142
Joined: 1/31/2004
From: Washington
Status: offline 		I'm only 14%:

"You are not an asshole or a bitch, more like an asshole and bitch target. You have no backbone, and fold at even a slightly insincere look. Stop crying, you wuss."

hmmmmmmmmm

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 10:01:06 AM   
GreyStorm


Posts: 423
Joined: 1/26/2005
From: Cheeseheadland
Status: offline 		33 % here.....You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 10:17:58 AM   
sanita


Posts: 338
Joined: 1/30/2005
Status: offline 		17%, same ranking as proudsub... but i think when Assholes/Bitches target me, that's when i get pissed off. *l*

< Message edited by sanita -- 3/6/2005 10:19:06 AM >

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 10:21:29 AM   
quietkitten


Posts: 1082
Joined: 2/5/2005
From: Alberta, Canada
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quote:

ORIGINAL: proudsub

"You are not an asshole or a bitch, more like an asshole and bitch target. You have no backbone, and fold at even a slightly insincere look. Stop crying, you wuss."



I am the same proudsub, I got 17% and am not surprised.

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I miss my old Avatar :(

<< I am a depressed procrastinator with Alzheimers -- I am going to end it all.... tomorrow... or the next day.

Now what was I talking about again?

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 11:05:26 AM   
velvetvixen


Posts: 378
Joined: 1/19/2004
Status: offline 		I was 30%, I am nicer than I thought.

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 11:20:27 AM   
Sirensong


Posts: 88
Joined: 2/6/2005
Status: offline 		I am 59% Asshole/Bitch
You are abrasive, some people really hate you, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that you hang out with and get you. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.

Something tells Me that I REALLY shouldnt be proud of this.

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 11:26:21 AM   
mistoferin


Posts: 8284
Joined: 10/27/2004
Status: offline 		Wow....35%....see now I have proof that I'm a nice person! I knew it all along.

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There are no victims here...only volunteers.

When you make a habit of playing on the tracks, you thereby forfeit the right to bitch when you get hit by a train.

"I did it! I admit it and I'm gonna do it again!"

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 11:32:58 AM   
MadameDahlia


Posts: 2021
Joined: 8/11/2004
From: SoCal aka Hell
Status: offline 		34% - You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.

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Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
--R. D. Laing

"Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 11:37:10 AM   
onceburned


Posts: 2117
Joined: 1/4/2005
From: Iowa
Status: offline 		I am 21% Asshole/Bitch -- which means I am similar to Proudsub but...erm.... less so.

< Message edited by onceburned -- 3/6/2005 11:43:31 AM >

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 11:37:15 AM   
MadameDahlia


Posts: 2021
Joined: 8/11/2004
From: SoCal aka Hell
Status: offline 		I am 54% Video Game Addict.

Video games are a big portion of your life, maybe too big of a portion. They are not a means of social interaction, despite what you might think. Go outside.

-laughs- I go outside! And I haven't played a game in a while. I'm not addicted.

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Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
--R. D. Laing

"Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 11:40:09 AM   
MadameDahlia


Posts: 2021
Joined: 8/11/2004
From: SoCal aka Hell
Status: offline 		You, my friend, have class. You are so not white trash. You are more than likely Democrat, and your place is neat, and there is a good chance you may never drink wine from a box.

I don't consume alcohol so I should certainly hope not.

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Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
--R. D. Laing

"Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 1:04:22 PM   
Mercnbeth


Posts: 11766
Status: offline 		Based on my 63 score I've confirmed what others may have thought - I'm the biggest asshole on this site!

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 1:41:25 PM   
happypervert


Posts: 2203
Joined: 5/11/2004
From: Scranton, PA
Status: offline 		I don' t know if that score makes you the biggest asshole on the site; it just may mean that you're the only one who didn't lie while answering some of the questions.

Oh. I scored 39%, and lied at least once. And it took a while to remember if I had told a boss to go fuck himself; somehow I restrained myself with one boss that somebody else eventually knocked down and choked.

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 1:43:34 PM   
dixiedumpling


Posts: 456
Joined: 5/10/2004
From: southeast Mississippi
Status: offline 		Holy Cow! 10%! My sister-in-law is wrong! She refers to me as "that bitch". I guess this just proves that we all have our moments and there is always someone who pushes our buttons just so.

And Merc? I wouldn't say you were the biggest asshole here. I can name, but I won't, some that most assuredly would score WAY higher than you!

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 2:26:46 PM   
Youtalkingtome


Posts: 112
Joined: 12/8/2004
Status: offline 		Hi,I took all the tests.30% on the asshole/bitch test and 20%-22% on the rest.Except the one I didn't take.I have never played a computer
game. I know I am very odd.I try to be that way.

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 4:03:32 PM   
liltxsubby


Posts: 328
Joined: 11/18/2004
From: TX
Status: offline 		I'm 14% asshole/bitch. So take THAT ex mother-in-law :P

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 4:46:02 PM   
fencerpet19


Posts: 169
Joined: 2/7/2005
Status: offline 		I'm 47%... wow, that's actually accurate. Half the time I wind up being this innocent little pushover lol. It's the same as greystorm's
~FP

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 6:31:26 PM   
sweetnygirl


Posts: 106
Joined: 1/1/2004
Status: offline 		46% - You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.
i have a sign on my cubicle that says 51% sweetheart, 49% bitch-don't push it. i guess it really is true.

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Take time to eat the flowers!

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RE: Asshole/Bitch Test - 3/6/2005 6:48:40 PM   
GingerleeDREAD


Posts: 103
Joined: 2/27/2005
Status: offline 		LMBAO!!

I am 80% Asshole/Bitch.

You are one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice.
That and your attitude make for a mixture as toxic as next-day-mexican-
leftover dinner-ass-drip.

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