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Two LAWYERS were walking through the woods one day when a large grizzly bear started chasing them. One of the fellows reached into his backpack to retrieve his tennis shoes to change into from his heavy hiking boots. His buddy said, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun that bear." The first guy said, "I only have to outrun you!"
A couple of young men were fishing at their special pond off a beaten track, when out of the bushes, jumped the Game Warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, but hot on his heels came the Game Warden. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath. The Game Warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin' license, boy!" the Warden gasped. With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes, sir," replied the young feller. "But my friend back there. Well, he don't have one.
"If you can learn from hard knocks, you can also learn from soft touches. -- Carolyn Kenmore
Be of good cheer. Do not think of today's failures, but of the success that may come tomorrow. You have set yourselves a difficult task, but you will succeed if you persevere and you will find a joy in overcoming obstacles. -- Helen Keller
Simplicity, clarity, singleness: these are the attributes that give our lives power and vividness and joy. -- Richard Halloway
If you are a mature single submissive woman 30-55 over 5'5 & interested in devoloping a LTR with a respectable gentleman , I would like to talk with you
Sincerely Scott SLSCSI@Yahoo Messanger
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