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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/3/2007 3:40:50 PM

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My two worst ones are "God Fucking Damn It" and "You Mother Fucking Used Asswipe"

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/3/2007 8:45:21 PM

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Just been reading a website and apparently son of a bitch is English in origin and Shakespeare used it in King Lear - meaning everything I've said in this thread is bollocks.

Ha!!

Well, ya gotta love a man who does his homework.

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/3/2007 9:10:51 PM

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Geez... and I thought "Foot" would have scarred you all.

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/4/2007 2:02:08 AM

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ORIGINAL: marieToo

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

Just been reading a website and apparently son of a bitch is English in origin and Shakespeare used it in King Lear - meaning everything I've said in this thread is bollocks.

Ha!!

Well, ya gotta love a man who does his homework.

Hmmm, I'm looking like a dog chasing its tail here..........posting theories (baseless ones) and then correcting myself a couple of posts later. Next time I need some help with US profanities I'll ask you in advance :-)

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/4/2007 7:28:54 AM

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I have two favorites:

If things are just all going completely wrong - Fuck a Duck!

If someone just really pisses me off beyond my limits - Get lost you little needle dick bug fucker!!

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/4/2007 8:08:23 AM

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Stage 1: For f**k sake,
Stage 2: F**king pain it the f**king arss,
Stage 3: F**king B*****d, F**king come on, F**king get in the B*****d F**king hole, you F**king piece of S**t,
Stage 4: F**k it,
Stage 5: I usally stop talking at this point for fear of ripping some one apart..

Thank god we never had a swear box at work, other wise i would of paid the national debt off,

Oh smeg, what the smegging smeg has he smegging done to me, he smegging killed me. Red Dwalf..

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/4/2007 8:11:59 AM

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my usual when things are really bad is
fuck damn shit shaging bollocks lol always causes at laugh at parties when i for get to count the strokes im recieveing

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/4/2007 8:14:49 AM

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My customary expostulation is a simple and elegant...

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/4/2007 9:59:24 AM

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Lessee.. "Fuck me" said in an exasperated tone of voice... or more usually "Fuck me sideways". "Crap on a crap cracker", even though its not technically a swear, I guess. ;) "Fuckin A", "Sonofabitch" and "Take a flying fuck at a rolling donut."

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/4/2007 12:09:17 PM

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Son of a Bitch is a favorite of mine. I also like the word "fuck" because it has a variety of applications & uses.

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/4/2007 1:42:19 PM

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Two i sometimes use are for fucks sake or bloody hell,i hate swearing or nasty words myself.But when having a particulary bad day sometimes bad words are a great way of destressing yourself.lol.But what bad words are your particular favourites, when having a very bad day.What word springs to mind for you now then please?

I express my morpheme to get on the payroll, so my favorite are oddities like

Donkey balls.

Bovine Scatology

Horse vomit

etc.

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/20/2007 8:09:14 PM

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i tend to use the phrase 'fuck it all'.... a lot. .. though not often out loud... more likely whispered under my breath.

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/20/2007 8:14:43 PM

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well, for one thing...i don't swear... i cuss...and i cuss up a storm. sometimes i can spout out a long stream of cuss words. i can cuss with the best of them...

if you're wanting examples, just think of every cuss word you've heard and mix them in any combination imaginable.

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/20/2007 8:21:38 PM

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One of my UM's was using one I hadn't heard before. DUTCHBAG.. has caught on here in NY. Apparently the school had cracked down on swearing and they had substituted this for douchebag.

I laughed.

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/20/2007 8:48:20 PM

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     I usually do just fine with a solid, 'Gawd-dammit,' but later mornings have meant getting involved in the evening traffic hell. Lately I find myself going from the mutter to the roar with, 'limp-dicked, cocksucking, MotherFucking, Piece of DOGshit on the sidewalk, BITCHSPAWN!!!'

   Then I take a deep breath and swap out the Ministry in the CD player for a bit of Tangerine Dream. It's still better than getting up at 2 am.

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/20/2007 8:50:30 PM

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go f** yourself with a gorilla on steroids and a nonskid condom...

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/20/2007 9:28:58 PM

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"Fuck me with a surfboard!"

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/21/2007 5:58:57 AM

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

Ever marvelled at the flexibility of the word "bollocks"?

Being in the U.S., i have to say that i haven't had quite the exposure to bollocks that you have

, but i still don't think they can match "fuck" for versatility. That's my go-to profanity; i consider myself to be a dedicated F-bomber. In times of great pain, astonishment, or dismay, there's the simple, but heartfelt, "FUCK". Perhaps with a charming British accent and reserve you can use a two-syllable word for such situations, but for my busy, hostility-filled lifestyle, i've only got time for one.

However, when there is time to truly express one's dismay at a particular induhvidual or (often, in my case) inanimate object, "fuck" lets your creativity shine. Sure, there are the classics- "fucking", "fucker", and "motherfucker", when you just need a quickie, but let's go beyond that. There's the whole animal kingdom, just for starters- i, too, enjoy the very sound of "duckfucker", and usually go with "ratfucker", "dogfucker", or "goatfucker", but there's no need to stop there. As mentioned, i have a busy and hostility-filled lifestyle, so i often find it efficient to create off-the-cuff contractions like "fuckwit", "fucktard", and "fuckhole" (also a good term of endearment for subbies).

i'd love to elaborate further, but i've gotta go to fucking work now

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/21/2007 6:04:28 AM

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Cuss words huh? I try to hold them back in public only beucase the workplace never is a good place.. the F word does come out but I will say "FUDGE IT" .. instead of the regular fuck it.. .. I use MOFO.. instead of the motherfucker line.. and of course the classic.. SHIT.

But I have also used Bullocks several time. Its becoming more prevelant in the US due to movies like V for Vendetta and Children of Men.

The Classic FUCK of course brings so much to the forefront that we can't just ignore it.

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RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a ve... - 2/21/2007 6:05:53 AM

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I swear when I am not having a bad day. If I am really pissed then the "f" word comes flying out.

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