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mastercreeker -> You're from Michigan if...... (2/4/2007 1:14:04 PM)
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You know you're from Michigan :
* If you define summer as three months of bad sledding
* If you think alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder
* If you identify an Ohio accent
* If your idea of a seven course meal is a six pack of Stroh's and a bucket of smelt
* If owning a Japanese car was a hanging offense in your town
* If you Know someone from Porch Yearn
* If you know how to play Euchre
* If the Big Mac is something you drive across
* If you believe "Down South" refers to Toledo
* If you bake with "soda" and drink "pop"
* If you drive 75 on the highway and pass on the right
* If your little league game has ever been snowed out
* If you know what a pastie is
* If you knew how to drive a boat before you could ride a bicycle
* If you know Mackinac rhymes with Mackinaw
* If you've occasionally cheered "Go Lions.....and take the Tigers with you"
* If the word "Thumb" implies a geograpical, not anatomical definition
* If you've ever experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same day
* If you expect Vernor's when you order ginger ale
* If you know that Kalamazoo not only actually exists, but it isn't too far from Hell
* If your favorite holidays are Christmas, Thanksgiving, and the opening day of deer season
* If yor snowmobile and fishing boat have big block Chevy engines
* If either your mother or your father disowns you the week of the Michigan-Michigan State football game
* If your year has two seasons......winter and construction
* If you know what a millage is
* If traveling coast to coast means going from Port Huron to Muskegon
* If the change in your pocket is half Canadian
* If you point to the palm of your right hand when explaining where you grew up
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