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Edwards is the "I'm like you (and I look really good)" candidate. Hillary is the "We can do this (and I promise I won't let him in the building)" candidate. McCain is the "I ain't like them (but I'm kinda like them...but not really...okay...maybe I am...I was a war veteran you know)" candidate. Biden is the "I was here before, in fact...I've been here a really long time...and...oh....please don't interview me" candidate. Nader is the "I was here before...and I know several cars that'll blow up (and you might be driving one)" candidate. Barack is the "I'm good looking, I'm black...I speak exceptionally well, my wife looks really good too, and I'm gonna do my damndest to let the rest of the world tell you I'm kinda like Jack Kennedy...and by God, people like me!" candidate. Giuliani is the "I was Mayor of NYC at the time when you were all glued to your TV's and I'd just like to tell you....just because I was the Mayor of the most corrupt city in the entire country when I grabbed the headlines, shouldn't have an effect on your vote" candidate. Gore (of course, he's not running) is the "I could have been....let's not discuss this...(I should have been...) God DAMMIT...I AM YOUR PRESIDENT!!!" candidate. Kerry, of course is your..."I wanted to be your President" (candidate). Romney is your "I have said the same damn thing over and over again, and lemme tell you, I mean what I say, and I say what I mean....and you can be damn sure I'll say it again, with the exact same inflections and the same damn laugh lines at exactly the same damn places in every god damn speech I make...and I'll be certain to make you think I made this speech just for you, with no indication that I've ever made this speech in any other place than this little shithole that I'm making it right fucking now (and may I say....you look lovely)" candidate. So, I ask you.... Who's your pick?
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