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Are you a fake?


Yes, I am fake
  22% (11)
No, I am not a fake
  22% (11)
I am pretending to be a fake
  54% (26)


Total Votes : 48


(last vote on : 2/4/2008 3:47:47 AM)
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Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 2:53:26 PM   
SirKenin


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This question keeps coming up all the time, and someone in OT suggested doing a poll.  What a grand idea.

Are you a fake?  Tell us, and give your reasons why.  Maybe even point to your profile so we can admire your ingenuity.

Bring closure to this nagging doubt once and for all.  Inquiring minds want to know.

Thank you.

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 2:55:14 PM   
darchChylde


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yes i am a fake...

i am actually a flat chested lesbian with an abnormally large clitoris

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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 2:56:58 PM   
Wulfchyld


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I am actually an interactive program designed by LaT to bring chaos to the boards. If you inspect my pics you will see that they are an amalgam of many things that the women of CM, many years ago, were polled on.
 
I would not even be posting this if it were not for a nasty little Trojan virus I contracted.
 
And yes…. The matrix has you!

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 2:59:50 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

yes i am a fake...

i am actually a flat chested lesbian with an abnormally large clitoris


proof I want proof


~greed~
Single, Free and Loving it

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 3:04:38 PM   
Gauge


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I am a fake. I have to admit it here and now. I thought that posing as a balding, slightly overweight, depressed middle-aged man would attract women like bees to honey... I can tell you that it doesn't.

I am actually 23 and a body builder with a full head of long hair who has hit the Powerball lottery. Oh, did I mention my 9" penis?

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 3:06:36 PM   
DianeB269


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Yes, I am fake..........I have a HUGE fake cock!


Diane

< Message edited by DianeB269 -- 2/5/2007 3:25:42 PM >

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 3:08:21 PM   
LaTigresse


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I am just pretending to be a fake.........cuz I am weird like that.

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 3:10:52 PM   
SCDommie


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Is this weird Monday on the boards or something? LOL
SCD

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 3:15:45 PM   
cjenny


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I'm fake, and I'm proud. I know I'm fake because my dry clean only label is gone and even though in my profile I say I want friends I never go anywhere!

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 3:16:43 PM   
Wulfchyld


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cj, you can live under my bed.

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 3:17:21 PM   
DianeB269


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SCDommie

Is this weird Monday on the boards or something? LOL
SCD


It must be weird monday, I just got a message on the otherside asking
"Can i speak to your parents?"

Diane

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 3:17:49 PM   
cjenny


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Depends........are there dust bunnies to keep me company?

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 3:19:14 PM   
Rule


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Hey! I already started a poll nearly half a day ago! It is also in polls and other random stupidity.

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 3:23:23 PM   
Wulfchyld


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quote:

ORIGINAL: cjenny

Depends........are there dust bunnies to keep me company?


well that depends on whether or not you are going to dust.

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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 3:35:34 PM   
cjenny


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 that means LOTS of dust bunnies yay
quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjenny

Depends........are there dust bunnies to keep me company?


well that depends on whether or not you are going to dust.


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*Unless I cite a source it is MO.


~ ssssh. i think i've just found freedom. ~

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 3:38:40 PM   
Wulfchyld


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I will move my shoes elswhere then. Unless you want shoes and dust bunnies for friends?

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 3:39:06 PM   
FullCircle


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I am still a flying spaghetti monster from outer space and I am still a faker

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 3:42:34 PM   
cjenny


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Shoe laces may be good for knot tying practice. Or self bondage thumb wrestling games.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

I will move my shoes el
swhere then. Unless you want shoes and dust bunnies for friends?


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*Unless I cite a source it is MO.


~ ssssh. i think i've just found freedom. ~

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 3:45:08 PM   
whisperedsighs


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Does being memorex count?

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oh my god that was so wrong! .... again please!

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RE: Are you a fake? - 2/5/2007 3:47:53 PM   
Wulfchyld


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quote:

ORIGINAL: cjenny

Shoe laces may be good for knot tying practice. Or self bondage thumb wrestling games.



Self bondage? LMAO!!!! What you think you are just going to crawl under there? I will be putting you under there like a shibari x-mas present so I can unwrap you later.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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