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Are you a fake?


Yes, I am fake
  22% (11)
No, I am not a fake
  22% (11)
I am pretending to be a fake
  54% (26)


Total Votes : 48
(last vote on : 2/4/2008 3:47:47 AM)
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siamsa24 -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/5/2007 6:59:07 PM)

I am fake, know how I know? It's because I don't chat on a web cam.




Najakcharmer -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/5/2007 7:21:18 PM)

Of course I'm a fake, since I won't take all my clothes off on webcam and have kinky dominant sex with you within thirty seconds of reading a crudely written email proposing same.  Last I checked, that seemed to be the prevailing definition of  "Then you must not be a REAL dominant. *whine*" [:D]




Lorelei115 -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/5/2007 7:22:29 PM)

There are only 4 real people on this site so far. Wow. [:D]




petdave -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/5/2007 7:25:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

where do i go to sign up for the "Not Beaten To A Pulp" club?

LOL


Over on the ass munch thread.
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well, we can't all have good taste


But you could, if you invested in Petdave's Patented, Perfectly Pleasant Posterior Paper for Perverts (that'd be flavored TP, to you and me)!




BlackKnight -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/5/2007 7:42:26 PM)

I'm fake, h3ll, just read my profile on the other side! But My World Of Warcraft profiles are real!!!And if you don't believe me, I'll hack you up with my enchanted two handed axe, cast smite on you, backstab you, suck your soul and creat a soul stone from you, shoot you with my blunderblaster, cast lightning on you, eviscerate you, umm dang, now I have to remember what the horde side can do.

for the horde




quietkitten -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/5/2007 7:48:33 PM)

I am completely utterly fake in every way... in fact I am not really posting this ...




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/5/2007 7:51:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

where do i go to sign up for the "Not Beaten To A Pulp" club?

LOL


Over on the ass munch thread.


i think someone's had one too many asses tonight...guess he got it stuck up there somewhere.




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/5/2007 7:52:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

well, we can't all have good taste


Dude, they have been offering you tastes left and right. You just got to get you a good taste.


i got better taste than that...and more sense, too




Lorelei115 -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/5/2007 7:53:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackKnight

I'm fake, h3ll, just read my profile on the other side! But My World Of Warcraft profiles are real!!!And if you don't believe me, I'll hack you up with my enchanted two handed axe, cast smite on you, backstab you, suck your soul and creat a soul stone from you, shoot you with my blunderblaster, cast lightning on you, eviscerate you, umm dang, now I have to remember what the horde side can do.

for the horde



Dood!!!1111!!!! i totally pwn you!




TemptingNviceSub -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/5/2007 8:15:29 PM)

Yeah I'm FAKE! wanna make sumpin of it? huh?..huh?...[sm=boxer.gif]......Tempting




SirKenin -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/5/2007 10:05:25 PM)

Sounds like Michael has a fan club.

So far it sounds rather conclusive.  This site appears to be full of fakes.  Shame on us all and may we open up Nigerian bank accounts.  Certainly the most in demand are the balding, middle aged male submissives and thus what most of us appear to be aspiring to be.  Guage definitely has the best fake picture of the bunch.  He must have Googled it.

hehe.




KeirasSecret -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/5/2007 10:13:49 PM)

I said I was not a fake...I did not say I was a people. ;)

Be well,




Gauge -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/5/2007 10:20:48 PM)

quote:

Guage definitely has the best fake picture of the bunch.  He must have Googled it.


That and a few Photoshop effects should have had my email overflowing... but now that the real truth is out, I guess that I won't get any email.

You see, in my picture, that isn't my real hair. It is a tired beaver.

And the beard is fake too... I haven't properly washed my face in 17 years.




quietkitten -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/5/2007 10:26:03 PM)

tired beaver.... hmmmmm I have some sort of strange reply for that.. too bad I can't think of it right now




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/5/2007 10:54:00 PM)

I'm a fake mostly because I want a slave but only on my terms not his "edge play" desires.  Oh and the nice person thing isn't working toward my realness either. [:(]  M




Vendaval -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/6/2007 12:04:10 AM)

Let me see here -
 
Boobs are real, check
teeth are real, check
ass is real, check
 
Hair color is whatever I want it to be, thanks to L'Oreal's Feria line...lol
 
But overall, since I am minus botox, lipo, padded bras, padded
butt-shapers or implants, and I live in California no less....
I must be real!  [sm=preen.gif]
 




alovelylady4U -> RE: Are you a fake? (2/6/2007 12:09:30 AM)

oo, using the above as a reference?  Parts of me are real.  




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