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LaTigresse -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 3:22:47 PM)

I for one, would like to know what sailing and a hurting tweeter have in common (before I hop on this ship)




Wulfchyld -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 3:25:06 PM)

Trust me LaT. I will roll the bellybutton odometer over a time or two.




LaTigresse -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 3:27:04 PM)

I am beginning to rethink this tropical floater. I have a thing about any of my parts hurting.




Wulfchyld -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 3:28:16 PM)

That which does not kill you....


...makes you scarred to try new shit!




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 4:13:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong
WHY do bisexual females contact me and ask to be my slave???
 What part of I'm Straight do they NOT comprehend????
Shoot, I thought I was the only one hot enough to be scoring big time with the fem cuties this week!   The sluts are just leading me on.  [:(]....
Oh, and the cold in New England is killing me!    I'm about to accept any offer from anyone living in a warmer place than I am at this point...  Maybe even the girls damn it.    M




twicehappy -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 5:11:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent


I've a bone to pick with twice happy, I want my body parts back.....


Damn you English doms are tough, won't even give a poor girl a boner...um...bone.




Lorelei115 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:13:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

That which does not kill you....




Only delays the inevitable.




SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/17/2007 2:51:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69
I heard somewhere that ginger root will go great with a "leg of suppie"..
Don't know if it is true so....


I can show you just how to use that frigging ginger root[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m10.gif[/image]

Ross
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SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/17/2007 2:52:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Well Ross, you know, what with me being a genius and all, it would be a self defeating activity for you? You just couldnt make puzzles fast enough to keep up....

Well, unless its that damned sudoku stuff. I was under the impression that the post war settlement included changes to the Japanese constitution such that torture had been banned.

E


Here...let Me show you one..it involves ropes and knots....let's just see how good you really are..[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m10.gif[/image]

Ross
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SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/17/2007 2:54:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

WHY do bisexual females contact me and ask to be my slave???
 


Sorry...it must of been because of My bad hair day I had recently.[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m10.gif[/image]

Ross
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SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/17/2007 2:55:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresselisting ALL the ways they could serve me that does not involve any naked genitalia or sexual acts.


Serving genitalia with asparagus and eggs benadict.

Let's make it a feast.[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m10.gif[/image]


Ross
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SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/17/2007 2:57:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllenI might tell it, but then I do have this sadistic streak.....




sadistic steak...served with speical brand of dom's bbq sauce...mmmm

Ross
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SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/17/2007 2:58:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Is the chocolate warm?



Dipping warm...here...try...

Now slowly imerse yourself into the pot...that's it...not too quicly...

Now partake of all these cherries if you will[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m10.gif[/image]

Ross
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SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/17/2007 3:00:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

Human. It's what's for dinner.


Finger Lecter good.

Hanibal will you pass the salt please? [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m10.gif[/image]

Ross
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SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/17/2007 3:01:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69
Can I go with you .....pleaseeeeee
I'm so sick and tired of snow and ice.....


How many times have I told you NOT to eat the yellow snow?

I do not care what your friends told you...yellow snow is NOT good for you.

Ross
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SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/17/2007 3:02:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KeirasSecret
Oh shoot, I’m probably only good as an appetizer at best..


you can be the best appitizer if you try..

Here...let's rub you down with the spice rub....

Ross
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SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/17/2007 3:04:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSongThat is taken SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO out of context! LOL


I have been looking and I just can not find context via mapquest.
[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m10.gif[/image]
Just where the hell is context and why is it so important that it came from there???[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m10.gif[/image]

Ross
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SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/17/2007 3:05:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld. Sailing with me would make your tweeter hurt.


Where is tweeter anyway?

Is there a link showing it in wickedpidia?[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m10.gif[/image]

Ross
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NorthernGent -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/17/2007 3:21:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong
WHY do bisexual females contact me and ask to be my slave???
 What part of I'm Straight do they NOT comprehend????
Shoot, I thought I was the only one hot enough to be scoring big time with the fem cuties this week!   The sluts are just leading me on.  [:(]....
Oh, and the cold in New England is killing me!    I'm about to accept any offer from anyone living in a warmer place than I am at this point...  Maybe even the girls damn it.    M


Come over here M, we're so warm you can boil an egg on our heads :-)




Rumtiger -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/17/2007 3:49:47 AM)

Yo, discipline dude, get it through your fucking head, stop posting.




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