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a request for Mistresses - 2/6/2007 10:37:28 AM   
dougieboy


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Status: offline 		 could you Mistresses out there please give me some stroke material for the afternoon?  i want to take a nap but can't relax unless i masturbate, and i have no material whatsoever.  last time i tried to force an uninspired wank i wound up chafing myself.                     
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RE: a request for Mistresses - 2/6/2007 10:41:58 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		ROFLMAO!

Brilliant, simply brilliant!

Now, who is this really?

E

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RE: a request for Mistresses - 2/6/2007 10:50:13 AM   
Caitriona


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Hilarious!


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RE: a request for Mistresses - 2/6/2007 10:52:23 AM   
dougieboy


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Status: offline 		not quite what i was expecting but i think its starting to work 

edit:  thankyou Ladies


< Message edited by dougieboy -- 2/6/2007 10:53:51 AM >

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RE: a request for Mistresses - 2/6/2007 11:12:21 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Hey Dougie, I got something inspiring for you.....

Let me tell you about my SRS

LOL!

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RE: a request for Mistresses - 2/6/2007 11:25:03 AM   
LotusSong


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

ROFLMAO!

Brilliant, simply brilliant!

Now, who is this really?

E


It's GOTTA be a Dom!  LOL~!  (Ron?)

Edited to add:  Ok.. here's one.  "Once upon a time there was a lovely couple by the name of Lorena and John Wayne Bobbitt...."

< Message edited by LotusSong -- 2/6/2007 11:27:20 AM >

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RE: a request for Mistresses - 2/6/2007 11:25:08 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		I think I have some superglue and sandpaper, hold out your hands.



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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: a request for Mistresses - 2/6/2007 11:35:42 AM   
PsyVamp


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ORIGINAL: dougieboy

could you Mistresses out there please give me some stroke material for the afternoon?  i want to take a nap but can't relax unless i masturbate, and i have no material whatsoever.  last time i tried to force an uninspired wank i wound up chafing myself.                     


LOL!  Have you been reading my emails?




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RE: a request for Mistresses - 2/6/2007 7:40:47 PM   
topkat757


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Status: offline 		he definately deserves what he get for that one

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RE: a request for Mistresses - 2/6/2007 7:42:24 PM   
Lorelei115


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Status: offline 		*blink blink* Come on, you guys, he at least deserves credit for being honest!! Good on you, young man!

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