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MasterFireMaam -> Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 11:58:00 AM)

Ok, since we totally hi-jacked the other thread (poor newbie...we're sorry!), let's be silly and come up with the title we've always wanted.

I shall simply be known as COTU.

My true followers will be happy to inform you that this stands for "Center of the Universe" for surely all agree that I am, indeed, the center of all existance.

It is pronounced as Coh-two, NOT Cow-tuh.

All who pronounce it wrong are deemed unworthy and are sent on a quest in order to redeem themselves. Each quest consists of a practically unsolvable, yet highly annoying, computer problem that you must have the help desk solve.

No, you cannot solve it yourself for you have been deemed unworthy...even more unworthy than the help desk personnel. That is why you must grovel to the lowliest of the low in order to be redeemed and, pehaps, enjoy my favor once again.

COTU




Wulfchyld -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 12:01:31 PM)

I am COTM.

Center of the multi-verse. The being in which all universes pay homage.




mnottertail -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 12:03:52 PM)

J. Edgar Hoover referred to himself as:
SOG: seat of Government.

I will let you know my druthers later.

iRon interTubelian Master of the interStellar interGallactic Nebulae




PsyVamp -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 12:05:02 PM)

I shall be TOSB

The One Supreme Bitch

And, I'm allowed to have a sense of humor in my universe BUT all things cute and fuzzy will still be banished to the locked room,

[sm=evil.gif]




Wulfchyld -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 12:06:04 PM)

The COTM recognizes the puny nebula and requires tribute. Being a sadistic pig, you tribute will be on virgin slave girl.
 
COTM has spoken
 
P.S. Good luck finding that one.




aSlavesLife -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 12:08:04 PM)

Just call me GOD, as I am a graying old dom.




EvilGeoff -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 12:08:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam
...even more unworthy than the help desk personnel.
COTU 

Oh be still my stung heart, for I am help desk personnel... cast into the pit and away from the favor of our COTU...

Oh wait... I already have a title and position, SMDFLOTEKUATS. [:D]
YIK,
- Geoff




MasterFireMaam -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 12:35:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: EvilGeoff

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam
...even more unworthy than the help desk personnel.
COTU 

Oh be still my stung heart, for I am help desk personnel... cast into the pit and away from the favor of our COTU...

Oh wait... I already have a title and position, SMDFLOTEKUATS. 
YIK,
- Geoff


Now hon, didn't you get the memo? As the ubber-iffic help desk Master, we are secretly in co-hoots. The whole point of our little universe is to create sadistic little computer/help desk scenarios to amuze us while we lounge, eat grapes and have sex with all the pretty boys and girls. And don't pay any mind to Loki...he's in the psych ward and the only way to keep him from publishing all the quest answers is to allow him his little fantasy. Ron's in there helping, so they'll be entertained for a while.

COTU




Aileen68 -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 1:11:39 PM)

I am...
TOWFIUATTACSTMLAMH.

You can call me TOW for short.




PsyVamp -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 1:13:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam

Now hon, didn't you get the memo? As the ubber-iffic help desk Master, we are secretly in co-hoots. The whole point of our little universe is to create sadistic little computer/help desk scenarios to amuze us while we lounge, eat grapes and have sex with all the pretty boys and girls. And don't pay any mind to Loki...he's in the psych ward and the only way to keep him from publishing all the quest answers is to allow him his little fantasy. Ron's in there helping, so they'll be entertained for a while.

COTU



heh, now my desk job won't be  so boring.... and when my coworkers catch me smiling...lol

TOSB




LadyEllen -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 1:23:24 PM)

Can I be

Fabulous And Kinky Excellency?
 
E




MasterFireMaam -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 1:40:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Can I be

Fabulous And Kinky Excellency?
 
E


Only if you have TWUE followers
Tiny Wankers Under Ellen

COTU




Siona -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 1:43:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Can I be

Fabulous And Kinky Excellency?
 
E



Hmmm....FAKE.....does that mean you're not real or twue?




rosanegra -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 1:48:09 PM)

I am the all powerful submissive lover of unique tortures.

You can call me the all powerful slut for short. :)




Wulfchyld -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 1:50:06 PM)

Hell I just want to call you over to the house.




LadyEllen -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 1:55:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Siona

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Can I be

Fabulous And Kinky Excellency?
 
E



Hmmm....FAKE.....does that mean you're not real or twue?


Of course I'm not weal or twue!

I'm actually a 55 year old guy from West Virginia with a bad case of ED as well

E




MasterFireMaam -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 2:00:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
I'm actually a 55 year old guy from West Virginia with a bad case of ED as well

E


Whoohoo! We're related! My ancestors are from WV. My Grandfather on my mother's side had 136 first cousins...Grandma had almost 100...and they each came from families of 8 or more kids...who came from families of 8 or more kids...who...

Master Fire




happypervert -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 2:24:21 PM)

call me POP

Perv Of Pervs




CreativeDominant -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 5:17:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam

Ok, since we totally hi-jacked the other thread (poor newbie...we're sorry!), let's be silly and come up with the title we've always wanted.

I shall simply be known as COTU.

My true followers will be happy to inform you that this stands for "Center of the Universe" for surely all agree that I am, indeed, the center of all existance.

It is pronounced as Coh-two, NOT Cow-tuh.

All who pronounce it wrong are deemed unworthy and are sent on a quest in order to redeem themselves. Each quest consists of a practically unsolvable, yet highly annoying, computer problem that you must have the help desk solve.

No, you cannot solve it yourself for you have been deemed unworthy...even more unworthy than the help desk personnel. That is why you must grovel to the lowliest of the low in order to be redeemed and, pehaps, enjoy my favor once again.

COTU



And as I told you and Loki...and now, all the others on this thread....
You two are soooooooooooooo wrong...after all, how could either of you be Supreme or Maximum if I am
~ta-da~ Master Of All He Surveys aka M.O.A.H.S.

This is pronounced as Mo-Ass by those in the know...[;)]




PsyVamp -> RE: Ubber-iffic scene titles (2/6/2007 5:24:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam

Ok, since we totally hi-jacked the other thread (poor newbie...we're sorry!), let's be silly and come up with the title we've always wanted.

I shall simply be known as COTU.

My true followers will be happy to inform you that this stands for "Center of the Universe" for surely all agree that I am, indeed, the center of all existance.

It is pronounced as Coh-two, NOT Cow-tuh.

All who pronounce it wrong are deemed unworthy and are sent on a quest in order to redeem themselves. Each quest consists of a practically unsolvable, yet highly annoying, computer problem that you must have the help desk solve.

No, you cannot solve it yourself for you have been deemed unworthy...even more unworthy than the help desk personnel. That is why you must grovel to the lowliest of the low in order to be redeemed and, pehaps, enjoy my favor once again.

COTU



And as I told you and Loki...and now, all the others on this thread....
You two are soooooooooooooo wrong...after all, how could either of you be Supreme or Maximum if I am
~ta-da~ Master Of All He Surveys aka M.O.A.H.S.

This is pronounced as Mo-Ass by those in the know...[;)]



I once knew someone refered to as "The absolute ruler (over absolutely nothing)"




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