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There Really Oughta Be A Law! - 2/6/2007 12:35:08 PM

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If you had the power to inact either a new domestic or UN law, what would it be?

Your law need not be realistic. This thread is primarily intended to allow you to sound-off. Those who feel so inclined may even include some humor.

Okay, here's mine:

My law would require any person(s) who profits over a certain amount of income from war, must be sent to the front line of war action for battle. Since war profiteers often finance both sides of a war, they may choose any side to fight along with. If he or she is too old for combat, then their children or grand children would be sent in their place.

(Now wouldn't that be poetic justice!)

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RE: There Really Oughta Be A Law! - 2/6/2007 2:53:36 PM

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My law would require all people who take the freedoms a country (any country), and/or it’s system of government affords them to heart and makes prodigious use of said freedoms to undermine the attempts to protect said freedoms, should be extracated from said country and made to live under the evil bastards, the country is attempting to protect the sniveling assholes from.

P.S. Excuse Me I farted!

< Message edited by LDRandAstarte -- 2/6/2007 2:55:04 PM >

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RE: There Really Oughta Be A Law! - 2/6/2007 3:02:03 PM

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When having sex with me a women shouldn't be allowed to cry....I mean it doesn't have to be a law or anything like that...But for crying out loud. Just one fucking time! Is that to much to ask? Ok. What the fuck! It's now a law! No crying while "making love" to Domiguy....Even if it's in the butt.

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RE: There Really Oughta Be A Law! - 2/6/2007 3:04:07 PM

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You may need an inflate-a-date for that D.G.

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RE: There Really Oughta Be A Law! - 2/6/2007 3:08:38 PM

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What about loud moaning ??
should that be against the law too ??
Gosh I hope not....

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RE: There Really Oughta Be A Law! - 2/6/2007 3:08:49 PM

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quote:

You may need an inflate-a-date for that D.G.

LMAO!!

My law would be: All roads need a special Mommy Lane for the women made late by their unmentionables in the morning, and it would have a higher speed limit.

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RE: There Really Oughta Be A Law! - 2/6/2007 3:09:30 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

When having sex with me a women shouldn't be allowed to cry....I mean it doesn't have to be a law or anything like that...But for crying out loud. Just one fucking time! Is that to much to ask? Ok. What the fuck! It's now a law! No crying while "making love" to Domiguy....Even if it's in the butt.

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus lease protect me from your followers.

Geez DG... what are you doing to those poor girls to make them cry? ...

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RE: There Really Oughta Be A Law! - 2/6/2007 3:30:25 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LDRandAstarte

My law would require all people who take the freedoms a country (any country), and/or it’s system of government affords them to heart and makes prodigious use of said freedoms to undermine the attempts to protect said freedoms, should be extracated from said country and made to live under the evil bastards, the country is attempting to protect the sniveling assholes from.

P.S. Excuse Me I farted!

How foolish of me to overlook the fact that the last few wars the US was involved in was to protect the citizens from the evil-doers of the world who are hell-bent on taking our freedoms away from us.

Gee... we'd better keep voting in men like Bush to protect us all from the Axis-of-Evil and all the other boogey-men around the planet!

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RE: There Really Oughta Be A Law! - 2/6/2007 6:39:45 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: subfever

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

When having sex with me a women shouldn't be allowed to cry....I mean it doesn't have to be a law or anything like that...But for crying out loud. Just one fucking time! Is that to much to ask? Ok. What the fuck! It's now a law! No crying while "making love" to Domiguy....Even if it's in the butt.

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus lease protect me from your followers.

Geez DG... what are you doing to those poor girls to make them cry? ...

Women I have sex with laugh all the time.

Im not sure that is a better option, Domiguy. Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it.

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