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pahunkboy -> diapers (2/7/2007 8:23:54 PM)

if we all wear diapers we can surf the net with out stopping to pee.

who agrees?

also=- are you wearing a seatbelt now?

if i fall off the computer chair- im in search of an airbag that would depliy so i dont fall to teh floor.

smart ey?




HydroMaster -> RE: diapers (2/7/2007 8:28:35 PM)

Are they the special NASA diapers?  They seem to be the extra long lasting kind.




SCDommie -> RE: diapers (2/7/2007 8:29:50 PM)

Beem me up Scottie! 

SCD




pahunkboy -> RE: diapers (2/7/2007 8:30:56 PM)

i wonder how she knew she did not reqquire a BM during the 900 miles drive?




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: diapers (2/7/2007 8:30:58 PM)

they would have to be super absorbent too

don't want to leave wet spots in our chairs




obey1 -> RE: diapers (2/7/2007 8:38:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

i wonder how she knew she did not reqquire a BM during the 900 miles drive?


She already cleared a new trajectory for the BM through Houston.  It just built up in her brain.




HydroMaster -> RE: diapers (2/7/2007 8:40:28 PM)

Who said she disn't have a BM.  They may  be rated for that too...these are NASA daipers after all.  They probably cost $5000 each.




pahunkboy -> RE: diapers (2/7/2007 8:42:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

Who said she disn't have a BM.  They may  be rated for that too...these are NASA daipers after all.  They probably cost $5000 each.


LMAO!   wouldnt that be defaming govt property???




pahunkboy -> RE: diapers (2/7/2007 8:44:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

they would have to be super absorbent too

don't want to leave wet spots in our chairs



which leads me to wonder if the car had leather or cloth seats.

they did this study of airplane seats- most constained a trace amount of fecal material in the fabric. same results with dr office chairs, chairs in public places.....




HydroMaster -> RE: diapers (2/7/2007 8:45:20 PM)

lol, They can just added that to the list of charges on her




DiurnalVampire -> RE: diapers (2/7/2007 8:48:46 PM)

They did one on the little mints in the dishes in restaurants by the cas registers as you leave.  Dont ask what they found, but I bring my own mints now.





HydroMaster -> RE: diapers (2/7/2007 9:01:54 PM)

How much would it cost to hose down the world with lysol?  It doesn't sound like anything is safe from fecal.  God God, my keyboard at work! And my chair...and the mouse...and my co workers, aaaahhh!!!




MsPoetress -> RE: diapers (2/7/2007 9:10:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

Are they the special NASA diapers?  They seem to be the extra long lasting kind.


Some diapers hold 10 - 22 lbs....

~poe




adaddysgirl -> RE: diapers (2/7/2007 9:16:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

which leads me to wonder if the car had leather or cloth seats.

they did this study of airplane seats- most constained a trace amount of fecal material in the fabric. same results with dr office chairs, chairs in public places.....


my mother is 85.  She has all her mental faculties but as with what comes with old age, does not have complete control of bladder/bowel function.  In other words, when she's gotta go, she's gotta go.  She refuses to wear Depends (etc)....is emphatic she doesn't need them.  The result?  A 'little something' left here and there....particularly dr offices and restaurants.   There is no talking to her about them....nor can i force her.
 
There are thousands out there like her.  So....sitters beware!  [:-]
 
And  DV....i don't even want to think of the mints  [:'(]     But thank you for sharing  [:)]
 
DG




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