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Quivver -> master interview's........ a rant (3/9/2005 12:23:08 AM)

We've all gone thru the interview process of prospective *masters*.
Sometimes we pass, sometime we don't. But what about them?

hee hee, yes a rant is warming up.

i had been chatting with someone for a short time (yes from CM)
that i was trying to get to know a bit better before i considered meeting.
pic's had been exchanged, and lot's of phone tag. i knew from the
continual request for pics from me, that this was being seen from
a sexual basis purely the problem was, when i asked for pic's, what
i received was the typical dick pic. for weeks i asked for a *real* pic
only to get more dick pic's! then tonight the pinnacle was reached
with not just one dick pic, but 10 of them, all with a different set of
lips wrapped tightly around it! so my brain is saying to me, WTF,
as the sub in me is slowly shrinking into the corner as the buzzer
is going off in my brain. i mean hey, i love sex, but were these
10 BJ pic's supposed to impress me? when i remarked about them
(ok, it wasn't the response i guess he's used to) i was told that
this is a leather community and he has plenty of references.
(yes i bit my tongue when wanted to ask if they all came on Kodak)
is it just me that finds this tasteless?
heck, all i wanted was a face pic, i needed to see his eyes (plural)!



MadameDahlia -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (3/9/2005 12:34:16 AM)

He sounds like a winner! You should write to him immediately with "Sir! This girl finds your incredible cock so utterly suckable. This girl didn't know what she was thinking when she requested a photograph of Your face! Surely Your glorious cock is all this girl needs to sustain her!"

Or you know... you could keep laughing hysterically to yourself and say "Whew - glad I missed that bullet!"



MzBerlin -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (3/9/2005 1:10:41 AM)

quivver-
I think it's especially tasteless. Why is he afraid of showing you who he is? And why is he willing to offer up references but not a basic face pic. I would run far far away.
Good luck!!
B



Sunriselady -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (3/9/2005 2:07:57 AM)

Hmmmm Can anyone say wannabe? clueless?



Tangwystal -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (3/9/2005 2:49:28 AM)

LOL.... I have run into this so often it's gotten to be a private joke. It's also a deciding factor on where the *relationship* is not going. It's not going to a real meeting. Sometimes I have a really good time playing the guy along in email or instant messenger. The process invariably ends with the guy ceasing to talk to me. Mission accomplished and i had a great time getting the guy to make a fool of himself over and over.




ShiftedJewel -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (3/9/2005 4:12:59 AM)

I'm sorry, but that's right up there with the guy that wants "hot sex 24/7! It's taking everything I have to keep from writing to him and asking what kind of vitamins he is taking that makes it possible to do that???? At least you know what "brain" he is thinking with.

Jewel



Chupaflor -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (3/9/2005 5:03:30 AM)

LMAO about the refrences being from Kodak!

My mother told me a long time ago. God gave man two heads with wich too think, success for failure depends on which he uses most.




EmeraldSlave2 -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (3/9/2005 6:00:07 AM)

Well this guy obviously needs to sharpen his seduction skills, but he's not bad. At least he's being honest about who he is and what he wants which is saying a LOT more than what most you find on here professing to be the "true loving protective" dom who REALLY just want a lot of cock sucking eh?

As far as interviews...actually no I've never been interviewed or interviewed anyone I've been involved with. We'll talk and get to know eachother, but that's different than any formal pass/fail thing.



sweetpleaser -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (3/9/2005 6:35:41 AM)

I've never "interviewed" either, I think that is mainly for some slaves and your profile says you are submissive. Warning rant ahead: why would you have to interview for a Dom/Master? You can get to know each other without that formal crap. Personally I find the thought of it demeaning for myself and if I was told to interview to see if I am "worthy" enough for His Lordship, I would pass. Sorry folks, guess it's a low bio-rhythm day for me.



ARoseAndAnEye -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (3/9/2005 9:06:21 AM)

email him back and let him know he just don't measure up, and send him links to online shopping for penis pumps.

i HATE that crap.

~ anna



MadameDahlia -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (3/9/2005 9:22:01 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ARoseAndAnEye

email him back and let him know he just don't measure up, and send him links to online shopping for penis pumps.

i HATE that crap.

~ anna


-high pitched squeel of glee- Ooooh... You're not at all nice. Next time I want to really rub salt into a wound can I come to you for ideas... please???



BeachMystress -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (3/9/2005 12:39:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ARoseAndAnEye

email him back and let him know he just don't measure up, and send him links to online shopping for penis pumps.

i HATE that crap.

~ anna



LOL, Sweetly ask why he sent you penis photos in the first place? Did he want to lead with his shortcomings? You really appreciated finding out in advance that his penis just didn't measure up but had been willing to try things if his face and personality seemed to make up for it. Since he was willing to send you something as unfortunate looking as his penis, and then ignored requests for his face photos, you can only conclude that he must look like something out of a nightmare. While looks don't matter that much to you, unfortunate looks and inferior penis combined do. Then sweetly wish him well in his search.

bitch?.. and this is a bad thing? *angelic smile*



Chupaflor -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (3/9/2005 6:15:01 PM)

ROTFLMAO!
No wonder I feel so at home here!
You all made me spit coffee everywhere! Beachmystress you rock!



ravenna -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (3/9/2005 10:19:17 PM)

I guess it's nice to know the world is full of dicks if a girl really needs one. But didn't some great broad (Mae West? Barbara Stanwyck? Me?) once say something like: "Women don't really have penis envy, a woman knows she can have a penis any time she wants one, if that's all she wants..."

Anyway, tonight's Top Ten List:

Top Ten Things to Say to a Dickhead.

10. Damn amateur photographers always cut your head off, don't they?
9. No, no, not your nose, sir, I said show me your dick!
8. I don't know, man, it looks like a penis, but it's too small...
7. Geez, tell your mom to get off her knees and quit dicking around!
6. "Dude, quick, another chick, my Viagra's wearing off!"
5. Ten cheap whores: $100. One roll of film: priceless.
4. Wow, great photos! I can actually read those girls' lips: "Next time get paid first, get paid first, get paid first..."
3. "Eww, you're right, he does taste funny! Here, you taste him..."
2. Ten different sets of lips? Gee, you never do get that second date, do you, sir?
1. Fifty years, ten blowjobs: Yeah, buddy, it's been a good life!



MadameDahlia -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (3/9/2005 10:24:23 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ravenna

I guess it's nice to know the world is full of dicks if a girl really needs one. But didn't some great broad (Mae West? Barbara Stanwyck? Me?) once say something like: "Women don't really have penis envy, a woman knows she can have a penis any time she wants one, if that's all she wants..."


I've got mine in the closet. And a lovely female friend of mine said (after sampling my wares) that it had been the best fuck of her life. Awww. How sweet!



Quivver -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (3/10/2005 12:34:25 AM)

just to clarify, i used *interview* although it was more so just the back and forth game of getting to know another. (i usually RUN when it truly does sound like i'm interviewing.) BTW, you all are great! Thanks! ((@))((@)) hugs to all!



slavedesires -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (3/10/2005 7:02:26 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Quivver

just to clarify, i used *interview* although it was more so just the back and forth game of getting to know another. (i usually RUN when it truly does sound like i'm interviewing.) BTW, you all are great! Thanks! ((@))((@)) hugs to all!


we all knew what you meant by "interview" Quivver [:)]

besides those pricks might have not even been his!! [8D]

if you lined up all the cocks in the world, i would truly know only one, but then i am a cumslut [sm=tongue.gif]

and yes BeachMistress does so rock!!!

shy [;)]



dragonofjapan -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (5/1/2005 10:18:35 PM)

Interviews? Would some one please post one of these? I need a good laugh.

Are these short one line answerable questions? Do they grade on a sliding scale? How much is the essay part worth? Do you get points off for bad spelling and poor punctuation?

This has some hysterical possibilites



EmeraldSlave2 -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (5/2/2005 6:02:56 AM)

"Interview" is often a euphemism that people use to mean "oral test of his worthiness."



terah -> RE: master interview's........ a rant (5/2/2005 8:34:42 AM)

There are so many losers out their. I am sure he finds his dick to be his best feature nor that he is truly just a dick. I wouldn't have wasted a second e-mail on his and would have blocked him.

I don't ask for a man to wine or dine me before we have contract, but I do expect class and some level of intelligence. If they are going to act like a character from " Quest for Fire", they should find some gnat picking moron and be on there way up a tree waiting for the nice ice age.



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