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Mercnbeth -> May as well go fishing... (3/9/2005 9:42:32 AM)

Lloyd from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything-under-one-roof" department store looking for a job.

The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

Lloyd says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Missouri."

Well, the boss liked Lloyd so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow; I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"

Lloyd says, "One."

The boss says, "Just one?!! Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day! How much was the sale for?"

Lloyd says, "$101,237.64"

The boss says, "$101,237.64? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SELL?"

Lloyd says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat. So, we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Chris Craft."

"Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT AND A TRUCK??"

Lloyd says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife; and I said, well, your weekend's shot. You might as well go fishing.




MadameDahlia -> RE: May as well go fishing... (3/9/2005 10:13:09 AM)

I want to be touched by whatever sales angel kicked him in the arse.




Mercnbeth -> RE: May as well go fishing... (3/9/2005 10:16:30 AM)

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I want to be touched by whatever sales angel kicked him in the arse.


Hell with that - I'll hire him at double what he's getting paid!




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