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REPORT NOW BITCH! - 2/10/2007 10:30:13 AM

LotusSong

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(This is my reply to an email I got today :)

Reporting:

As of 11:06 AM- MST, I was contacted by a confused dominant male presenting as a Submissive Female, Exxxxxx34, with the following message “REPORT NOW BITCH”.

Evaluation:

My evaluation of this initial contact reveals a frustrated male who appears to be in “rut” to such a degree that he does not realize he is signed in under his imaginary sub profile, contacting a dominant female.

Recommendation:

This sorry male should strive to get a life, type with both hands, actually read profiles as well as the “Loving Dominant”.

Expectations:

None.

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RE: REPORT NOW BITCH! - 2/10/2007 10:37:35 AM

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That reply sounds familiar....... Oh.... right.

Yours,

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RE: REPORT NOW BITCH! - 2/10/2007 10:45:14 AM

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I always thought it was funny when someone accidentaly logs into one of their "alter ego" and sends a completely innapropriate message. And then, once caught they cant even figure out a way to refute the fact that they do indeed maintain both profiles.

hehe
technicalities.
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RE: REPORT NOW BITCH! - 2/10/2007 12:30:44 PM

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LOL, did you email him back?

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RE: REPORT NOW BITCH! - 2/10/2007 12:39:51 PM

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If anyone gets a message from nigeriansub69 and it is not asking for money....It's me!...Please just respond as if there were no mix up....Otherwise you might hurt my feeling.

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RE: REPORT NOW BITCH! - 2/10/2007 1:25:20 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyone4you

LOL, did you email him back?

This is EXACTLY what I sent back :) ... then I filed it under "what the heck were they THINKIN'?! file :)

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RE: REPORT NOW BITCH! - 2/10/2007 3:36:45 PM

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Thanks for sharing, I wonder how he sent that to you by mistake. He sounds very angry and disturbed, I hope whoever
he meant to send that to, has enough sense not to become involved with him.

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RE: REPORT NOW BITCH! - 2/10/2007 3:39:57 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

(This is my reply to an email I got today :)

Reporting:

As of 11:06 AM- MST, I was contacted by a confused dominant male presenting as a Submissive Female, Exxxxxx34, with the following message “REPORT NOW BITCH”.

Evaluation:

My evaluation of this initial contact reveals a frustrated male who appears to be in “rut” to such a degree that he does not realize he is signed in under his imaginary sub profile, contacting a dominant female.

Recommendation:

This sorry male should strive to get a life, type with both hands, actually read profiles as well as the “Loving Dominant”.

Expectations:

None.

Sounds like another one of those wannabe doms.

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RE: REPORT NOW BITCH! - 2/10/2007 5:21:23 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyIce

Thanks for sharing, I wonder how he sent that to you by mistake. He sounds very angry and disturbed, I hope whoever
he meant to send that to, has enough sense not to become involved with him.

The "sub" is listed as from Malaysia. The profile "cannot be found", The mail remains unread.

I don't know if it was someone just playing or what. It was signed xxxMaster. Now that could be "triple X' Master.. or "kisses"Master . I'm not upset by it. I just thought the situation was funny :)

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RE: REPORT NOW BITCH! - 2/12/2007 2:41:48 AM

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i am confused... why would anybody make 2 profile.. one as a sub another as a dom.. is he/she is yet to make up his mind... or they switch both ways?

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RE: REPORT NOW BITCH! - 2/12/2007 12:24:14 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: rukna

i am confused... why would anybody make 2 profile.. one as a sub another as a dom.. is he/she is yet to make up his mind... or they switch both ways?

It's just somebody playing around. It's not even worth thinking about :)

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