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LadyEllen -> RE: Porn (2/11/2007 12:16:33 PM)
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Maybe its just that I only ever watched the most awful "ach, mir kommt's" type of German porn, but what I've seen is rubbish - of more use to gynecological students and perhaps those studying the motion of piston engines for an engineering degree, and possibly of value to anyone interested in growing a healthy moustache, than in any way erotic, or even vaguely amusing.
The best thing ever to happen to porn is a rather good programme on TV nowadays called "Badly Dubbed Porn", where 70s and 80s productions are dubbed over with comic voices and their scenes strung together to form a comedy story. My favourite of these so far has been the Tony Blair one, with Gordon Brown as butler, complete with impersonations of our great leaders to match, with a story along the lines of the ongoing relationship between the two men.
I much prefer a proper story you know? A bit of romance and so on. How and why anyone would want to watch the 4 minutes 37 seconds (or whatever it is these scenes are made to, since it is meant to be the time it takes for a man to cum from watching them) of graphic pumping I dont know, still less how they are meant to have any arousing effect.
Sadly, bdsm porn that I've seen doesnt seem to be a great deal better - slightly more storyline, but usually it ends up pretty much the same. Where's the love!?
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