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Porn


Love it
  28% (16)
Hate it
  3% (2)
Good for a giggle
  12% (7)
Watchable but does nothing for me
  10% (6)
Starred in it
  7% (4)
Whats porn?
  3% (2)
In the right mood it hits the spot
  35% (20)


Total Votes : 57
(last vote on : 8/16/2007 12:51:50 AM)
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Porn - 2/11/2007 11:59:32 AM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Pahunkboys 'parrot porn' got me thinking about porn.
Not in a good way, i personally get nothing out of porn except a good giggle.
Anyways curious what everyone else thinks of it so hit your choice and if you dont mind sharing tell us why.

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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 12:09:12 PM   
cuddleheart50


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Status: offline 		It does nothing for me....but if the person I am with wants to watch it.. I will.

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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 12:16:33 PM   
LadyEllen


Posts: 10931
Joined: 6/30/2006
From: Stourport-England
Status: offline 		Maybe its just that I only ever watched the most awful "ach, mir kommt's" type of German porn, but what I've seen is rubbish - of more use to gynecological students and perhaps those studying the motion of piston engines for an engineering degree, and possibly of value to anyone interested in growing a healthy moustache, than in any way erotic, or even vaguely amusing.

The best thing ever to happen to porn is a rather good programme on TV nowadays called "Badly Dubbed Porn", where 70s and 80s productions are dubbed over with comic voices and their scenes strung together to form a comedy story. My favourite of these so far has been the Tony Blair one, with Gordon Brown as butler, complete with impersonations of our great leaders to match, with a story along the lines of the ongoing relationship between the two men.

I much prefer a proper story you know? A bit of romance and so on. How and why anyone would want to watch the 4 minutes 37 seconds (or whatever it is these scenes are made to, since it is meant to be the time it takes for a man to cum from watching them) of graphic pumping I dont know, still less how they are meant to have any arousing effect.

Sadly, bdsm porn that I've seen doesnt seem to be a great deal better - slightly more storyline, but usually it ends up pretty much the same. Where's the love!?

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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 1:02:03 PM   
sleazybutterfly


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Status: offline 		Doesn't really do much for me, unless it's something very extreme.  I will watch it though if my partner wants to, not a big deal either way.

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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 1:15:04 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Joined: 2/5/2007
From: Chicago, IL
Status: offline 		i don't like watching American porn - sometimes the breasts are fake and they're always overdramatizing the "oohs" and "ahhs" when moaning. now if i'm watching european porn - the art of seduction, some BDSM and a believable storyline keeps my interest going.

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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 1:18:04 PM   
badgirl64


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Status: offline 		I would much rather read porn than watch it.  As we all know, the most erotic organ in our bodys is between our ears.  So the mind comes up with better visuals than can be brought to screen...but that's just my humble opinion.

But if I am going to watch, I would rather watch gay porn or Femdom Fetish porn than straight porn.

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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 1:32:35 PM   
BRNaughtyAngel


Posts: 1821
Status: offline 		Honest to goodness, I had never watched porn before last year.  I was a good girl   

But when I was on my journey of self discovery last summer, I stumbled across sexandsubmission.com and I enjoyed quite a few of their productions.  My favorite "master" is Mark Davis.  I think he'd probably make a good one in the real world. 



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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 1:37:57 PM   
Nikolette


Posts: 488
Joined: 10/2/2004
Status: offline 		Porn is pretty boring for me. Sometimes, if its the right kind with the right mood it will be hot, but mostly not.

Mostly its like watching the discovery channel when the lion mounts the lioness. With a crappier plot. I tilt my head and am like ... okay? At best its just... funny.

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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 1:42:48 PM   
nephandi


Posts: 4470
Joined: 9/23/2005
From: Cold and magickal Norway in a town near Bergen!
Status: offline 		Porn is fun. 

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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 2:05:55 PM   
Badkitty0810


Posts: 223
Joined: 2/18/2006
From: NH
Status: offline 		For me, it depends on the porn. If we're talking about the typical guy/girl thing where she gives him a blowjob to get him hard and then he starts pounding away at her while she fakes an orgasm then it does nothing for me.  However, if we're talking about stuff by Andrew Blake it definitely piques my interest.  He uses beautiful locations, gorgeous girls and his films actually have some sort of a story line.  He also shoots his material on 35mm film as opposed to video.  It gives the finished product a much sharper, more polished look that is so lacking when things are shot on a video camera.  Check out www.andrewblake.com for more info. :)

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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 2:19:06 PM   
kittensmailbox


Posts: 744
Joined: 1/7/2005
From: Youngstown, Ohio
Status: offline 		i love porn, mostly girl on girl porn, but love it all....

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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 2:24:44 PM   
KurtKaboom


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Status: offline 		     Ever notice that in all the really good FemDom porn, the "domme" is usually wearing a collar?

   There is a lesson there.

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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 2:26:53 PM   
nephandi


Posts: 4470
Joined: 9/23/2005
From: Cold and magickal Norway in a town near Bergen!
Status: offline 		No not realy, i have not.

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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 2:31:08 PM   
domiguy


Posts: 12952
Joined: 5/2/2006
Status: offline 		Only slightly enjoy the gal on gal stuff...However, when done jerking off, I mean viewing. I am left with a tremendous desire to grab them by their hair and force them down to the local community college and make them get a G.E.D.

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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 2:36:48 PM   
deeddlit


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quote:

ORIGINAL: KurtKaboom

    Ever notice that in all the really good FemDom porn, the "domme" is usually wearing a collar?

  There is a lesson there.


I am not quite sure what the lesson is but I do know for me personally...I LOVE the look of collars.  It makes no difference to me if she/he is sub/slave or master.  I think collars on women exspecially are just yummy period!!

and to the OP...I love porn.  Some kinds more than others.

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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 2:40:59 PM   
Sinergy


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Status: offline 		 
I admit it, I watched porn earlier.

Team America, World Police.

Puppet porn.

Then I learned the following.

1)  Pussies hate Dicks because Dicks are always fucking them.

2)  Assholes always shit on everybody except when Dicks are fucking them.

3)  Dicks fuck both pussies and assholes.

4)  An asshole is only an inch and a half away from being a pussy.

The most troubling part was when the woman puppet said to the man puppet (romantic puppet interest) that he had her at "Dicks fuck both pussies and assholes."

Not sure why that is troubling, but it is my story and Im sticking to it.

Sinergy

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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 4:13:59 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		I've tried watching it a few times, but usually it leaves me in fits of laughter. 
 
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RE: Porn - 2/11/2007 4:18:32 PM   
juliaoceania


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From: Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Status: offline 		It depends on who I am watching it with...smiles

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RE: Porn - 2/13/2007 7:56:58 AM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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Status: offline 		Porn is overrated...LOL

i prefer the real deal


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RE: Porn - 2/13/2007 8:06:45 AM   
Aileen68


Posts: 6091
Joined: 8/2/2005
Status: offline 		I love porn.  The dirtier and nastier the better.

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