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TreSwank -> Lessons Learned from Gay Porn (2/11/2007 4:05:18 PM)
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Having spent the last couple years of my banal, twenty-something existence residing with gay men, I thought it would be kind of nice to start a thread about one of the perpetual mainstays of gay life: PORNOGRAPHY.
Now, I've seen my share of gay porn on accident, and by merit of plain ol'-fashioned curiosity - but one thing that never ceases to amuse the Swankster is the recurring "straight guys discover gay-sex on the spur of the moment" theme. As an example, I'll give you some of the things I've "learned" from gay pornography, and, hopefully, any of those CollarMe readers who are well-acquainted with the subject will carry the torch a little further.
Lesson Number 1 - Friendly neighborhood games of touch-football will, invariably, evolve into full-out locker room orgies.
Lesson Number 2 - The United States Navy is a concupiscent compost heap of gay-lovin' waiting to happen. Let's face it - the military may operate under a guise of info-gathering, strategic-maneuvering gravitas, but THIS is what really happens onboard during those six-month deployments.
Lesson Number 3 - Straight men will, quite frequently, ask male friends to "towel off their backs" after leaving a group shower, during which, they've been checking out each other's equipment like a red-tag sale.
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