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lateralist1 -> RE: Why are all the "good ones" taken? (2/12/2007 3:11:07 PM)

Hope they aren't but if I find em first they will be. (that was a joke by the way)
I never know when people are joking so I thought I'd point it out.



PoisonRoses -> RE: Why are all the "good ones" taken? (2/12/2007 3:25:57 PM)

Men are like parking places...    they are either taken,  handicapped,  or too small.   



BobtheSubBuilder -> RE: Why are all the "good ones" taken? (2/12/2007 4:01:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PoisonRoses

Men are like parking places...    they are either taken,  handicapped,  or too small.   


Im 6 foot 4 - fully functional and single - will i do? lol

It is gonna be hard to avoid the shameless self promotion - but seriously for a moment.
When you peruse any sort of 'dating' site CM included, you find an overwhelming majority of guys who are only out to get laid or mess about having fun with as many women as possible - perhaps even getting laid as often as possible with no commitment.

If your gonna define 'good' as 'guy whos not a player or troll looking for a serious relationship perhaps marriage who is reliable, sincere, honest, and who actually cares about his woman' then there are guys like that out there, im one of them, (yeah yeah i know). What i find is that women are so used to finding guys as i previously described, that when a nice one comes along they simply dont believe it! They are so surprised that they just spend all their time looking for the flaws and in the end decide that the nice guy was just infact an especially skillful player 'because all the nice guys are taken' - its some kind of sick joke

The Gods are laughing at us.

Ever notice how some stunning women are always with ugly guys? they have a similar problem. The good looking guys are so intimidated by her looks they simply dont try it - whereas the ugly guys figure they have nothing to lose and try it on, and the girls are simply glad SOMEONE finally asked them out!



bludemonn -> RE: Why are all the "good ones" taken? (2/12/2007 4:42:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PoisonRoses

Men are like parking places...    they are either taken,  handicapped,  or too small.   


I qualify for the 3rd reason, dont step on me!



PoisonRoses -> RE: Why are all the "good ones" taken? (2/12/2007 4:58:58 PM)

Lol...    My apologies.   Just reminded Me of that joke and it was to good to keep !



petdave -> RE: Why are all the "good ones" taken? (2/12/2007 6:49:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BobtheSubBuilder
They are so surprised that they just spend all their time looking for the flaws and in the end decide that the nice guy was just infact an especially skillful player 'because all the nice guys are taken' - its some kind of sick joke

The Gods are laughing at us.


i determined that long ago. For those of you familiar with your Biblical references, i believe that submissive men are the spiritual descendents of Job. Somebody, somewhere, just HAS to be fucking with us... there's no other explanation. [&:]

...dave



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Why are all the "good ones" taken? (2/12/2007 9:13:12 PM)

Bring on the bad girls ... lmfao
 
 
didn't someone once say good girls go to heaven . bad girls go everywhere else

edited: what about you women who are double parking too . hmmmmm think on that one for a night



zammer007 -> RE: Why are all the "good ones" taken? (2/12/2007 9:49:00 PM)

Oh gosh...essays ***shivers*** dejavu all over again.

I don't want to do 5000 words  *ahem* again.

I guess thats why i am not taken ...i hate doing essays.

zam



ToGiveDivine -> RE: Why are all the "good ones" taken? (2/15/2007 8:58:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

There is one good one thats not taken (not me, by the way - even I'm not that arrogant!)

He lives in Illinois, and thats as much as I'm saying, just in case I decide to have him kidnapped, crated and shipped.

E


Good ones are like fresh fish.  You are so enamored with them when they are first brought home, then after a while they just start stinking up the place.

There are no such things as good ones - there are better ones, worse ones, and bad ones.  Good ones would require that they be perfect and that just isn't the case.

Even the best ones will eventually do something or say something to cause you hurt and anguish (not even on purpose).  They can still break your heart, make you cry, hurt your feelings, and cause you pain.  It is the manner in which they try to make up for their transgression that really tells you how "good" they are.

You don't think even the happiest of couples don't have their problems.  It has nothing to do with their gender, roles, wants or desires - it's all about being human and we humans just mess up from time to time.

I know that yutz in Illinois - he's not good, he's just not bad ;-)



chaosforge -> RE: Why are all the "good ones" taken? (4/17/2007 10:56:20 AM)

Ha! I married mine when she was 16, she never got on the market...           Chaos



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