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pahunkboy -> Parrot update (2/12/2007 5:59:54 AM)
I specificall bought 2 types of food for knucklehead. He wont eat it. NHe bit me a few weeeks back- broke skin- blood finger. He now EXPECTS me to handfeed him cinniman rasion bread. he refuses crackers. so when i was shopping i got some more cinn raison braead- but i get 1st dibbs at that. hes been screaming at 120 decivels this AM. errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

cjenny -> RE: Parrot update (2/12/2007 6:01:23 AM)
I think da Parrot needs a cheesy porn soundtrack running 24/7. [:D]

LadyEllen -> RE: Parrot update (2/12/2007 6:22:27 AM)
This parrott has clearly picked up on your sub tendencies and is now the dominant in your home. I suggest you climb into the cage yourself, and let the parrott decide how much raisin bread you get. E

pahunkboy -> RE: Parrot update (2/12/2007 6:26:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen This parrott has clearly picked up on your sub tendencies and is now the dominant in your home. I suggest you climb into the cage yourself, and let the parrott decide how much raisin bread you get. E The parrot will be shown a gift i received- never used yet. a spanking new- crock pot. lol

LadyEllen -> RE: Parrot update (2/12/2007 6:32:20 AM)
That sounds like a good idea PaHB! Does this parrott realise he has the attention of the world with his behaviour? I just wonder if he's playing to the crowd, you know? ..........another more worrying thought, is that the parrott already took over, and is writing on this thread whilst PaHB lies strapped to a perch in the cage. E

MsSonnetMarwood -> RE: Parrot update (2/12/2007 7:11:01 AM)
You haven't contacted any local groups that will help re-home birds to appropriate owners who know how to handle them yet? At this point, you're bordering on animal abuse.

cjenny -> RE: Parrot update (2/12/2007 7:18:21 AM)
PAH are you abusing your bird again?!? Could that be the cause of your mysterious hand rash? Ladeee erm, LadyEllen that was a chilling visual. The parrot caging him lol, I have a serious fear of birdies. Makes me wonder, why do pet stores allow those terrifying thangs to fly freely? *mutters about beady birdy eyes, talons.. beaks omg the beaks! yes, I've been attacked over a dozen times by random birdies.

Lorelei115 -> RE: Parrot update (2/12/2007 7:22:00 AM)
Pops up just to scare cjenny with the budgie pic Muahahahahahaa who says I aint a troll? (You know I luv ya hun!) [;)]

cjenny -> RE: Parrot update (2/12/2007 7:24:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lorelei115 Pops up just to scare cjenny with the budgie pic Muahahahahahaa who says I aint a troll? (You know I luv ya hun!) [;)] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccckkkkkkkkk!!! OMG its true, the birdies DO take over! Look its over her innocent head its digging into her brain!

Lorelei115 -> RE: Parrot update (2/12/2007 7:28:48 AM)
Its okay, he only uses me as part of his evil plan to take over the world on Thursdays. The rest of the time I'm free to do as I will.

pahunkboy -> RE: Parrot update (2/12/2007 8:07:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsSonnetMarwood You haven't contacted any local groups that will help re-home birds to appropriate owners who know how to handle them yet? At this point, you're bordering on animal abuse. You gotta be kidding. Animal abuse? Please expain.

cjenny -> RE: Parrot update (2/12/2007 8:13:26 AM)
Maybe she really thought you were going to crockpot the parrot? Or is raisin bread bad for birdies? Or maybe the fact that your weirdo birdie needs porn music? Oooooh maybe cuz you are in the cage and the birdie is typing so you are being abused! Sarcastic? No, truly. Attempt at levity? Totally.

pahunkboy -> RE: Parrot update (2/12/2007 9:25:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjenny Maybe she really thought you were going to crockpot the parrot? Or is raisin bread bad for birdies? Or maybe the fact that your weirdo birdie needs porn music? Oooooh maybe cuz you are in the cage and the birdie is typing so you are being abused! Sarcastic? No, truly. Attempt at levity? Totally. The parrot, ok, he can be master of my german sheppard, a parrots personality is fickle. I would never crock pot cook my parrot. A deer fryer is the better choice- assuming the oil isnt polyunsaturated. ;0~

RubberWitch -> RE: Parrot update (2/12/2007 2:13:03 PM)
pahunkboy's new profile I am now the property of Master Knuckle head, who reads my emails, AND poops on my newspapers I am subject to finger torture and blood play.....

cjenny -> RE: Parrot update (2/12/2007 2:14:53 PM)
Oh yay the parrot is finally happy. happy happy joy joy [8D]. Jeez birds terrify me. I hope it doesn't know how to use GPS.

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