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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 9:55:50 PM   
HydroMaster


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Status: offline 		But that's a fame worthy talent.  We could broadcast on the CM Cruise News Network....CMCNN.  Or I suppose the tape would stay with me...for educational purposes of course 

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 9:59:01 PM   
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 10:00:47 PM   
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this Cruise Director will be busy with Hydro for the rest of the evening.

have fun, CM cruise passengers.

see you at breakfast!


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 10:01:14 PM   
HydroMaster


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 10:02:27 PM   
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 10:03:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Virgins are way too much hard work for meer pirates, we need saucy, dirty, easy and EXPERIENCED wenches to fumble with even when we have brewers droop! Virgins need alot of 'drilling'!

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 10:05:38 PM   
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 10:06:19 PM   
HydroMaster


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 10:12:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well hydro if you read some of my classics such as 'snow boarding in the 17th century' and 'expressive disconsolate map-reading for the under 4's and the blind' you would have stumbled across an article about the evolution of pirateers from 1759-1899, in which i say that pirateers had to evolve fast what with high cholesterol and stuff and so we now have a new ethic, make life easy for ourselves! Plundering ships for treasure then spending it on shore on booze and fast women just dosent cut it no more what with the beer being watered down and the women being so damned fast all you feel is a thwack on the head and your money's gone, the last thing we neo-pirateers need is difficult situations like negotiating our way into an ultra tight virgins snatch LET ALONE trying to find the bloody G-spot! Our motto ' ignorance is the way forward...that and the disney ship' ARRRR   

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 10:18:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		I see my view of the pirate dynamic are outdated.  See this is where being a dragon just sucks.  You fall asleep next thing you know 2 or 3 hundred years have passed and nothing is the same.  And just do you know the virgins G-spot is the second star to the right and straight on til morning...I hope that hasn't changed. It just makes you want to go back my cave and hide....at least I would if the couches on this cruise weren't so comfy.

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 10:24:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		See now i feel bad Hydro!! Ahh shucks ok then il take 3 virgins clad in black rubber and wearing spiked heels, 4 gallons of ale and a sound system blaring out 'fire woman','she sells sanctuary' and 'wild hearted son' by The Cult.

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 10:27:20 PM   
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 10:29:35 PM   
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 10:35:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		....And so the sun sets in the west and all the cruise people are safely tucked up in their luxury beds, the slaves are uncomfortable and blu is all alone (again) and sitting in the crows nest atop the ship...ahh the fresh air...oh look 'tis a sea gull....oh look 'tis coming right for me....*Ouch* bugger! *waves angry fist at said gull* Well i have my companion here with me...the bottle of wine left by one of the female lunatics aboard the ship, now to ponder the world greatest mysteries....

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 10:40:12 PM   
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/13/2007 6:56:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well been wandering around and the dining room still isn't open for breakfast yet. Guess I'll have to go in the kitchen and make breakfast myself!

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/13/2007 7:16:11 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: bludemonn

See now i feel bad Hydro!! Ahh shucks ok then il take 3 virgins clad in black rubber and wearing spiked heels, 4 gallons of ale and a sound system blaring out 'fire woman','she sells sanctuary' and 'wild hearted son' by The Cult.


your request has been granted!

good morning, passengers!

we have finally arrived to the Virgin Islands - on today's agenda:

flogging trolls - dungeon level

rubber fetish fashions - club level

virgin slave auctions - aloha level

brunch is now served until 2p

have fun
Cruise Director


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/13/2007 8:54:25 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

Blue, I'm a nightowl...
If you and I are the only ones still up, you're going to have to put out.  So, get the handcuffs out and on your knees bitch!    M


Damn it why did i leave so quickly!!!

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/13/2007 8:56:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh woopadeedoo one has missed brunch (jumps in a dingy and rows to the nearest McDonalds and Pirateers his way to 15 happy meals then rows back super fast!' there! Cap'n will there be any trampling today?

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/13/2007 9:47:14 AM   
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