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HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/14/2007 8:30:40 PM)
I believe our normal cruise director is ...unavailable at this time. Dragon tail whippings and tongue lashings will be offered as part of tomorrow's entertainment schedule. Your instructor, however, needs to get warmed up tonight. I am now taking volunteers for my assistant. Requirements include being able to be hung upside down my suspension bar for indeterminate amount of time and the possession of a G-spot.

FukinTroll -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/14/2007 8:33:11 PM)
Sweet sweet sarijane I would give you a lick on that poointang But I think it would be neater To slurp on that tweeter But to you It is all the same

SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/14/2007 8:36:03 PM)
That does it! I'm heading to room 13!

sensualmagirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/14/2007 8:37:38 PM)
Can't do upide down Hydro... maybe one of the other fine ladies would like to volunteer?

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/14/2007 8:37:42 PM)
perks Head from Room # 13 Did I hear someone need a Volunteer for Dragon Tail whipping and Dragon Tongue lashings ?? * raises hand* Jumps up and down HERE HERE HERE Where do I sign up ??? ~greed~ Single, Free and Loving it

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/14/2007 8:45:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sensualmagirl Can't do upide down Hydro... maybe one of the other fine ladies would like to volunteer? No problem, I think we can manage a table. Or maybe bent over a bench. But it looks like I have a more than eager volunteer anyway.

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/14/2007 8:49:17 PM)
And our CM Party flower order has just arrived. Better late than never. You'll be happy to know that the thorns were left on the stems, enjoy.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/15/2007 12:30:34 AM)
sorry about that passengers. yours truly was indeed tied up with a hot cabana boy. whistles anyway - yes we'll be offering Hydro's dragon tail whippings and tongue lashings starting today. first cum, first served [;)] today is walk your pet day - please have them trained NOT to go in the dining rooms. also, whoever found the key to a chastity belt please return to room 7. she'll be grateful that you did. whoever found nipple pasties and a pink bikini bottoms - please drop them off at Cruise Director's office.

Ariel -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/15/2007 4:47:29 AM)
Waves those blue demons pants in the air.. I got them I got them...~chuckles~.. as I grab My rubber paddle, to make his ass very marked. [;)]

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/15/2007 4:50:37 AM)
*wriggles and squirms butt nekid and tied by your feet.....

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/15/2007 6:20:58 AM)
watches while sipping her morning cup of coffee spank his arse red!

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/15/2007 6:22:56 AM)
Manages to crawl like a worm to Directors highly polished booted feet...

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/15/2007 6:24:04 AM)
oh and screams as Director beats the living crap outta my arse.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH please stop PLEASE (no really more!)

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/15/2007 6:27:09 AM)
giggles ahhhhh, love hearing a man's screams in the morning

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/15/2007 6:29:21 AM)
(loves to please Director) RROOOOOOOOAAAARRRRRR (demonic almost tiger like roar that fades into a scream) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ARSE!!!!!! (thrashes against his restraints)

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/15/2007 6:31:44 AM)
claps hands okay wenches rub him down - he has appt with Hydro on the couch later

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/15/2007 6:34:07 AM)
I think im gonna need alot more therapy then Hydro can give, i got Herb school later for heavens sake (all those gorgeous witches with long jet black hair and 'piss off to bed you bastard' eyes) mmmmm mmmmm

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/15/2007 6:40:45 AM)
Opps, here's the pasties and bikini bottoms Cruise Director!!!! I..uhm..err...found them on the floor.

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/15/2007 6:41:18 AM)
I wonder...is that FAT thread still going on..you know the one with all the FAT bits on it, its weird how everyones complaining about it but they are still writing on it! DOH!!!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/15/2007 6:44:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bearincuffs Opps, here's the pasties and bikini bottoms Cruise Director!!!! I..uhm..err...found them on the floor. [:)] this Cruise Director is a very good girl who's fat?!?!

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