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HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 3:49:01 PM)

I have my moments.  I wouldn't want any of the lovely female passengers to fall and hurt themselves....they may not be able to play then.  So what story will you be telling? *takes softness by the arm*



softness -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 3:56:56 PM)

hmmms ... well ... leads Hydro over to the reading nest ... settles him down and provides cherries and truffles for his entertainment

i have everything from Homer to Thomas Harris .. what would you like?



pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 4:06:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tatangel

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ORIGINAL: softness

nope ... no bubbles ...*offers the nice Dragon a cocktail* .. story time?

The nice dragon? *snickers*


right ......................................

so what is that white stuff coating the bottom of his glass? its dissolving right in front of our eyes!  CSI Team STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 4:06:16 PM)

*relaxes on his back with his head in her lap*  I haven't heard the Odyssey yet.  Having been present I never bothered to read the story.



softness -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 4:10:26 PM)

laughs ... feeds you a cherry and strokes your head gently

well ... it starts

"Sing to me Muse, of the Man of many ways, sing of his travels and adventures after he plundered hallowed Troy"



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 4:21:08 PM)

phff, Trosians, wimps...how'd they hold out for so long.  And to not inspect the damn horse, geez.  Ooh, sorry...continue my dear.



softness -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 4:35:42 PM)

tugs your nose ... hey ... leave the Trojans alone, its difficult to win when the Gods want you to lose ok?

now .. is debating the wisdom of telling a story about lots of storms at sea and shipwrecks ... doesn't want to cause panic on board





HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 4:39:15 PM)

Don't worry this ship is a sturdy and seaworthy ship that....*pulls on the railing and it snaps off from termite damage*....um, I must have pulled too hard....damn dragon strength.  * Duct tapes the railing back on*



softness -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 4:40:45 PM)

looks at the duct tape ... i was wondering where that had gotten to .. and you have had it all this time  - have you any ieda how hard it is to restrain ... errrrr i mean errrr tip the cabana boys without the duct tape?!



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 4:43:22 PM)

I'm never without a healthy supply of it....it's as vital as Frap....though not nearly as tastey.



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 5:17:21 PM)

Hey look, the scammers are recruiting now.

"Well i am ********* a new slave but due to the way i see a lot of fake masters here who are here for just internet fantacy i seek a master who is willing to be with me and also pay for relocation for me to be with him..i am into a 24/7 no limit long term relationship...if you think you do have what i seek then i will will like you to contact me at *******************"
-Edited for contact info and names

He or she is from Togo...imagine that.  I've never had one actually email me to get money. 



pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 5:20:30 PM)

excuse me ms. softness ....... would you mind if I just slipped in and curled up in hydro's lap ... i mean listen to you read?



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 5:22:20 PM)

Shh, I think she put herself to sleep reading.  Come one over and bring some rum.



pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 5:40:35 PM)

grabs a bottle of Captain Morgan no glasses

we drink from the bottle like pirate, argggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh



tatangel -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 6:05:36 PM)

Pianogirl, don't forget you still have another bottle that I gave you. It's hiding in...*whispers location in her ear*



pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 6:14:17 PM)

oohhhhhh - your right - I had forgotten

yesterday has kind of erased all white matter from my brain.

let's go get it now while the knock out drugs are working



tatangel -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 6:16:05 PM)

Sure. You know, nothing says romance like roofies in your drink.



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 6:17:28 PM)

Damn you people and your knock out drugs...your not supposed to mix drugs and alcohol you know.  *drinks his rum straight from the barrel through a tap*



pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 6:29:12 PM)

see - he's hallucinating already - right on schedule <weg> Besides - it was completely ethical - for his own safety - thats it chemical restraints ... to stop him from .... from ... from ... doing something silly!

(I only brought a bottle not a barrel)



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/16/2007 6:32:28 PM)

Did you really think a bottle would suit me?  *weeping uncontrollably* I thought you knew me!  Anyway, has anyone cut Ross down yet of is he still dangling from the mast?



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