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sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 8:59:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69

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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

*rescues the poor cabana boy and has him sent to the medical office for tending*
Harley, now calm down!! that's no way to treat our hunky cabanas!!  *smacks her ass*




OH BITE ME CD [:@]

*smacks CD upside the head *

*whacks Harley with a boat oar upside her head*  damn it Harley - here's your bottle of Arkansas whiskey and swallow a couple of these




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:01:24 PM)

that's for K-bomb ...we're trying to get hime some free psych therapy from my Daddy




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:03:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

*whacks Harley with a boat oar upside her head*  damn it Harley - here's your bottle of Arkansas whiskey and swallow a couple of these



* breaks the bottle over CD head*
I SAID I WANTED AN 'OL HENRI DAMN IT NOT A BOTTLE OF WISKEY




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:05:46 PM)

AND YOU CAN KEEP YOUR DAMN PILLS
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP
BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEEP AND I NEVER BEEEEEPPP BEEEEEPPP
BEEEEEEEEP AND THEN BEEEEEP BEEEEEEPP  CLAUSTERPHOBIA BEEEEEP BEEEEP
FIREWORKS BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEPP  DOWNTOWN BEEEEEPP    LOT AND LOTS OF BEEEEEP BEEEPPPP  BEEEEP PEOPLE BEEEEP
NO ONE AT THE DUNGEON BEEEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEP WHERE THE HELL IS MY DRINK BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEP




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:06:52 PM)

This could be interesting.  SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! IT'S SUNDAY NIGHT FIGHTS!




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:08:50 PM)

YOU BEEEEEP BEEEEP DRAGON BEEEEEP SATURDAY NOT BEEEEEEP BEEEEEP SUNDAY
DON'T SCARE ME BEEEEEEPP BEEEEEEEEP PUPPIE BEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEEP
DID NOT GET BEATEN BEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:09:53 PM)

Oh I beg to differ cranky....It's 12:07 where I am




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:12:41 PM)

beeeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeep central time here beeeeeeeeeeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeep \
beeeep beep beep beeep beeeeeeeeeep beeeep beep beeeeep beeeeeeeeeeep ah screw it beeeeep beeeep beeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeep
where is my beeeep beeeep drink beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
*censored due to shortage of beeps* beeeeeeeeeeeep




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:14:27 PM)

Get me 20cc's of  Adivan CD....and hold her still




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:14:43 PM)

*medic team rushes to tend to her injuries as she announces to the other passengers to stay in their cabins over the intercoms*

will someone get this bitch an Ol' Henri!

attention passengers, please remain calm and locked inside your cabin suites. we are working to get this situation under control.

Hydro, i need you to blast a hypodermic needle in her arm - stat!




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:16:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

Get me 20cc's of  Adivan CD....and hold her still

got it, Hydro ...damn she's a fighter  *has a staff of cabana boys helping her hold Harley down*




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:16:51 PM)

*finally get her arkansas 'ol henri *

6 shots of crown, 5 red cherries, lots of ice and a splash of coke, stirred not shaken


about damn time




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:18:22 PM)

Time for the direct approach  *jams his knee into Harley's lower back forcing her to the ground and pinning her.  He then injects the Adivan into her assheek*  Keep holding her until it kicks in guys




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:19:49 PM)

will this keep her knocked out until Monday afternoon?  i don't want her scaring the passengers tomorrow morning




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:22:04 PM)

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WAnt a ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BEEEEEEP ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:24:03 PM)

might i suggest we strap her on the rack in the dungeon, Hydro, just until Monday morning




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:26:42 PM)

you must be dreaming CD
I want to be put into my own bed in my suite with my cabana boys......have them massage me and pleasure me...when I wake up




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:29:32 PM)

yep the rack it is until you learn to behave, Harley.  oh btw your stash of cabana boys are on shore leave until Monday.




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:30:01 PM)

I agree CD.  It won't last until then though so she'll need to be dosed again about every 8 hours.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/19/2007 9:32:18 PM)

*instructs the medic team to repeatedly keep Harley under sedation every 8hrs until she learns to behave*   it's for you own good




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