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softness -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 10:26:42 AM)

wakes up ... wonders why i have a bow tied round me and "To Hydro, Happy Birthday, from the crew" stamped on my ass




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 10:32:30 AM)

*opens the door a crack*
AAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH  MY EYES MY EYES
THAT BRIGHT LIGHT CALLED THE SUN IS HURTING MY BRAIN............
*slams the door and goes back to bed*
I'll be back later




pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 10:43:39 AM)

okay harley - a quick question - I saw you moon those people on the other thread ..............

how do you moon someone when you run around butt nekkid all the time????




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 10:46:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pianogirl

okay harley - a quick question - I saw you moon those people on the other thread ..............

how do you moon someone when you run around butt nekkid all the time????


you bend over...... doooeeeeeeehhhhhh




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 11:58:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: softness

wakes up ... wonders why i have a bow tied round me and "To Hydro, Happy Birthday, from the crew" stamped on my ass

damn - you weren't suppose to see that!




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 12:04:09 PM)

*opens the door just a crack*

MY EYES MY EYES

*shuts the door...*




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 12:27:40 PM)

*** regular posters please ignore this***

it has come to my attention that many of our regular lurkers may or not understand the purpose or why we spend so much time in this thread. 

basically it was created as a safe haven for all posters after a long weekend of in-fighting and nastiness that was running rampant on the forums. this thread was created for you to hang out, lose that ugly vanilla cone real fast, meet new (weird) people and have a few laughs as long as you're not a troll and/or troublemaker. we are in no way shape or form an exclusive clique as a few posters assume we are. we welcome any and everyone to join us on an neverending world cruise however if you're here to cause trouble or troll other members to start a fight, be warned ahead of time - the MODS will be notified of your actions.  keep the fighting and nastiness in privately via messages or in the other forums, on this ship - we're only about the fun side to BDSM and would like to keep it that way.

on this cruise ship, we have 3 levels of erotic fun and delights, sexy wenches and oiled cabana boys to do your every bidding, luxury staterooms and toys for private fun ...and the good thing about this cruise - it's FREE!  LOL  i'm the cruise director navigating this boat and if you need anything, just clap your hands like this *claps hands* and one of our staff will get you whatever you desire.  each single/couple passengers are alotted 5 cabana boys and/or wenches at their disposal ...special exceptions can be arranged if you ask nicely.   there's always something to do like hunts, karaoke nights, jell-o wrestling and pirate raids (see Hydro and blu_demonn for that). we also have dungeons and a full medical  team on staff for medplay fun too.

so don't be a fly on the wall ...come join in the fun.

CD




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 12:28:59 PM)

*bangs a kettle in Harley's ears* 

RISE AND SHINE, LAZY SLUT!!

*runs back to her cabin to do some work*




softness -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 12:29:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: softness

wakes up ... wonders why i have a bow tied round me and "To Hydro, Happy Birthday, from the crew" stamped on my ass

damn - you weren't suppose to see that!



hang on ... its not coming off .... this will wash off right?
omg ...




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 12:29:49 PM)

ONLY 5 CABANA BOYS ??? 
I PAID EXTRA FOR 8 DAMN IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 12:31:14 PM)

oops, i knew there was something i forgot to ask the tatoo artists last night  




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 12:33:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69

ONLY 5 CABANA BOYS ??? 
I PAID EXTRA FOR 8 DAMN IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you didn't read the part that special exceptions can arranged IF you ask nicely ...and i thought we agreed on 6 not 8, Harley!!




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 12:34:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

*bangs a kettle in Harley's ears* 

RISE AND SHINE, LAZY SLUT!!

*runs back to her cabin to do some work*




BITE ME
I had a long night in the dungeon..........
HEY WHERE ARE MY CABANA BOYS ???
oh damn I think I forget to untie them .... they're still in the dungeon.....




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 12:37:39 PM)

i hope you didn't you the CM human-size tupperware containers to store them, Harley!!  ewwwwwwwwww




imthatacheyouhav -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 12:39:29 PM)

am formally requesting a privately agree upon number of cabana people....LOL...( claps excitedly)...Master will be so pleased....LOL




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 12:42:23 PM)

ah yes, just sign here and *flipping through the contacts for the couple to sign* sign here ...everything looks to be in order - you'll find them waiting for you in your cabin suite.  i hope your Master and you enjoy *wink wink*




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 12:46:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69

ONLY 5 CABANA BOYS ??? 
I PAID EXTRA FOR 8 DAMN IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you didn't read the part that special exceptions can arranged IF you ask nicely ...and i thought we agreed on 6 not 8, Harley!!



NOPE 8 ..........




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 12:59:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

i hope you didn't you the CM human-size tupperware containers to store them, Harley!!  ewwwwwwwwww


IIIUUHHHHHHH
*turn green*
do I lok as depraved as whats his name boommnobrainboooom ????
really now CD ..... you hurt the only feeling I have left now
*wipes tear from corner of her eye*




softness -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 1:09:48 PM)

CD ... let me get this straight ... you turned me into a living hallmark card?

and this bow is sewn on ... oooooh you crafty cow




softness -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (5/21/2007 1:14:48 PM)

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god!!!!!!
i finally got corrupted!!!!!!!!!!
*runs around with teh bow still attached waving my shiny new paddle*

woooohooooo ... woooohooo wooooohhoooo




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