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bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 6:25:22 PM)
Im here Miss im so sorry i was bored and so i headed for the ice..... you do know there have been storms and stuff around here dont you boss? please dont beat me again....yet anyways....

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 6:28:38 PM)
ack! alright, alright... i'm coming no idea how to steer a ship, though... or where we're supposed to be... Bahamas or the Arctic? dream

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 6:41:38 PM)
well its meant to be bahamas but what with the freak weather there are big gigantic icebergs here.......dont ask!

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 6:45:37 PM)
Aha! an idea springs to mind to use her extra fairy dust (hoping she has enough) to steer the ship safely out of the storm's path... takes out her pouch of fairy dust, grabs a handful of the stuff and, begging for a safe passage, blows the dust onto the ship's steering wheel... (i'm off for dinner, all... have fun!) dream

sensualmagirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 6:59:52 PM)
fresh from the shower and the protein rinse.. hair is all shiny now Icebergs in the Carribean? Are we in Alaska? What about a storm? Might be a night to have some fun in the Disco! Woop, Woop! Okay, you can all kill me now for saying that... LOL

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 7:32:28 PM)
mmmm disco eh? well i think Dreams magic fairy dust worked, we are suddenly back in the baking bahamas and now we find outselves on the dance floor! *does some break dancing knocking a few passengers across the room..

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 7:34:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bludemonn Im here Miss im so sorry i was bored and so i headed for the ice..... you do know there have been storms and stuff around here dont you boss? please dont beat me again....yet anyways.... oh i'll beat yer arse and then some, slut!! cracks whip in the air

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 7:40:45 PM)
*whimpers like a scared dog on his knees, presents himself at her booted feet and submits ready for the crack of the whip and the sensation of the seering pain..wonders how many she will administer this time...wonders if he will pass out this time...

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 7:46:49 PM)
hope yer arse can handle 20 whip-smackin' lashes, demon cracks whip

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 7:48:01 PM)
hydro emerges from whatever dank corner of the ship he was exploring to see demon groveling at the CD's feets aren't you being a little pussy for a pirate? It's just the CD.

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 7:48:43 PM)
*yep deffo gonna pass out.........

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 7:50:27 PM)
Yeah but i have had my ass bitten by Sarijane and been weakened by 3 women to whom i was foot slaving for.....that is a pirates weakness ya know......oh yeah and i almost got us killed by steering the ship into a stray....errmm...iceberg (dont ask) OH yeah....watch out cos there is some stray CUM on the deck and if you slip i am NOT responsible!.....

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 7:51:23 PM)
backhands demon...get back to mopping lays down on special oversized hydro lounge chair DRINK!

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 7:52:56 PM)
Why pray tell...do we have icebergs floating around the ship?

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 7:53:26 PM)
hehe - i have him by the gonads when wearing my leather fuck me boots, dragon cracks the whip on demon's arse while counting that's 15!

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 7:53:57 PM)
[:@] *goes and gets the bucket of CUM handing it to HYDRO drink up you big bad-breathed DRAGON [:D]

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 7:54:24 PM)
What sort of pirate treasure hunting magical crap did you get us into this time?

FukinTroll -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 7:55:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HydroMaster Why pray tell...do we have icebergs floating around the ship? In a stuffy english accent Because not even god himself can sink this ship!

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 7:55:42 PM)
Oh you say the sweetest things....p.s. i really do want to cum for you you know! hey dragon you wanna watch out for the dinosaurs here cos my bum is a .....mega-sore-arse......get it!!!!! GAFAW GAFAW

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 7:56:28 PM)
dumps bucket o' cum on demons head Clean it up before samba puts on her clown mask and get's her big knife.

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