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dcnovice -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:04:26 PM)

A pirate? No, I didn't know, actually. That certainly livens things up.




sensualmagirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:08:23 PM)

*catching up*

Sure, blu, I don't know how to dance the Tango either!

Also, I heard somewhere (maybe the Foodnetwork) that the Pilgrams stopped on Plymouth Rock mostly because they ran out of beer and needed to make more




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:08:30 PM)

Oh god not now you ought to read through some of this thread! I been on my adventures today ands now im beat...literally!  




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:09:34 PM)

nice one sensual i hope i havent hurt your poor feet....dance with me please i need to relax after the capers of today....




litleone8620 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:12:33 PM)

*takes a swig from the bottle*

no glasses for me thanks.

The day was hellish. Work was hellish, people are hellish. Sorry to hear that things didn't work out for you in r/l. Did you enjoy your whooping?




dcnovice -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:14:19 PM)

Well darlings, I need to go to my cabin and crash. Sweet dreams!




litleone8620 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:15:32 PM)

Good night dc..... sweet dreams




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:16:37 PM)

Hey thats life....yeah my ass whoopin was extraordinary, highly recommended if you like that sorta thing




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:18:50 PM)

*comes back outta the baths on board, all clean and shaved ([sm=flying.gif]) and goes to sit down on one of the deck chairs again*  can a girl get a fruit punch or something around here, please?


dream




litleone8620 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:19:19 PM)

Who doesn't.......

(like that sort of thing, i mean, well, besides the obvious. oh, hell, never mind....)

You should not be giving alcohol to minors......




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:23:15 PM)

*offers you a fruit punch....




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:24:50 PM)

what minors? where!?




litleone8620 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:26:36 PM)

i'm a minor. Not quite 21 yet...... (the legal drinking age in the states)




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:28:48 PM)

and im a pirate with an 'i dont give a crap about laws' attitude some drink up!!! *shoves bottle into your mouth.....




litleone8620 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:30:01 PM)

Well, if you insist.....

*guzzles vodka like a lush*




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:30:33 PM)

Anyways peaches i are off to my crows next now so toodlepip, tatty bye...sweet dreams when you go to bed.....say hi to the sandman for me will you? mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx




litleone8620 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:32:09 PM)

Have a good night, blu.




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:32:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: bludemonn

*offers you a fruit punch....


aww, why thanks, blu... and g'night to you!

*hugs*
dream




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 9:40:02 PM)

this fast reply is for those who DON'T want to browse through the 1st 67 pages:

this is a non-judgemental forum thread that was started after a weekend full of trolls and useless stupidity. this CM Party Cruise ship is open to any poster as long as you're not a troll or troublemaker. if you are, you'll find yourself rooming in 3rd class deep in the bowels of this ship. i am your fun loving, "fuck me" leather boot wearing Cruise Director who has daily BDSM-related activities and games.

this cruise ship has 3 to 4 levels of fun. the Aloha deck (upper level) is where we play naked twister and limboand have nude sunbathing and spa pampering treatments. the Club deck (2nd middle level) is where we have nightly dancing, slave auctions and fetish fashion show as well as karaoke. also, Hydro's offices for more private sessions are located here. the Dungeon (1st middle level) is where you naughty (and good) subs/slaves/Dom/mes can come to play - we offer a wide variety of toys and accessories to make your play or punishment time enjoyable. the Steerage level (lower level) is where we house our troll population. oh we do make sure they stay is enjoyable with bad American porn and "comfortable" accommodations.

each level has its own dining service with buffet style food and the kitchens are open 24 hrs. each level offers a cabin suite rooms for all our passengers so they can sleep / play privately in style. plus each suite also includes toys and other pleasurable accessories if you forgot to pack a suitcase or two. our cruise ship will be making stops along all the fun ports in the Caribbean and Mexico for BDSM adventures and shopping. our lovely, sexy staff of oiled, muscled cabana boys and leather-corset wearing wenches are at your beck and call to help assist all your needs. clothing while on the cruise is optional, passengers.

oh btw, this is a neverending cruise so you can come and go as you please.

please, have fun and enjoy the CM Party Cruise
Cruise Director




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/17/2007 10:12:57 PM)

thanks for the reminder, CD... [:D]

*takes her fruit punch up to the Aloha deck and leans against the handrailing, wondering if there's going to be nakkie limbo tonight or what, feeling the night air brush against her face*




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