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sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 8:57:17 AM)
Good Morning, passengers! rise and shine! oh please watch out for the sleeping dragon on the Aloha deck. whoever gave him the 40 barrels of rum, you will be punished int he dungeon! Happy Chinese New Year! there will be chinese buffet to celebrate the year of the Hog. fireworks and dragon dancing at sundown. oh for those interested in viewing the jello wrestling, see bear in room 69 to purchase a DVD copy. the next stop in our neverending cruise - Jamaica for some Hedonism fun! sign up now for the naked limbo game and carnivale activities. this afternoon - naked tug of war and touch football! enjoy and have fun Cruise Director

pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 9:14:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl rise and shine! oh please watch out for the sleeping dragon on the Aloha deck. whoever gave him the 40 barrels of rum, you will be punished int he dungeon! ummm ......... it was beer - and we don't know where it came from CD. He just showed up wasted.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 10:01:25 AM)
that dragon! on the rack he goes today

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 10:54:54 AM)
Morning Cruise Director. uhm...err.. well thinkk it was me who also supplied the dragon with the rum!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 11:25:23 AM)
such a naughty bear cracks whip in the air

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 12:02:26 PM)
I'd also like to point out that musical score for the jello wrestling DVD's was written, arranged, and composed by your very own hydro...perform by the CM Cruise Ship Cabana Boy Orchestra. I's a very fast high impact arrangment...perfect for the action of jello wrestling. And to whom it make concern I got the key to the microbrewery and raided it myself....although, where I got the key is still a mystery. Don't worry about me I beat two trolls' heads together this morning and feel much better.

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 12:35:23 PM)
Everyone go here. This is the greatest. Pachelbels Cannon in D....metal version http://stupidvideos.com/video/song_dance/Pachelbels_Cannon_Rock/

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 12:42:02 PM)
I know where you got the key from but I'm not telling!

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 12:49:46 PM)
Don't make me banish you to the troll level....I'll lock you in there I swear. You know kaboom's body was never found...he's still down there.

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 12:52:02 PM)
UGH ! Ask pianogirl, she knows. Is it my fault my collar fell off and got stolen? So during my searching I found this key and pianogirl said she's take it off my hands for me. I couldn't resist her offer since she did smile very nice to bear!

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 1:00:59 PM)
Piano isn's here is she?...grabs bear and smacks him in the back of the head...speak boy! smack....speak! Who got me smashed!? smack...Who wanted me drunk so they could steal my secrets!?...smack

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 1:04:52 PM)
OW....OUCH...Owwwwww .....Hmmmmm that last one felt kinda good hehehe sure wasn't me Hydro, I was out playing last night so wasn't on the ship. thinks out loud, no collar so does this mean I'll have a new master??? hmmmm.....

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 1:13:19 PM)
Guess I gotta work up the food chain...someone knows where the microfilm is...I'll find out who. But it aint you...go on to the dungeon and get someone to beat the crap out of you. Then have a drink on me.

dcnovice -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 1:14:16 PM)
quote: there will be chinese buffet to celebrate the year of the Hog. Yum. Lots of pork dishes, I trust.

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 1:18:24 PM)
Got locked out of the dungeons so guess I'll hijack a lifeboat and row back to the island and build sandcastles on the beach. bear leaves a note pinned to the mast letting everyone know that he's gone off by himself and not to worry as bear will survive!

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 1:23:35 PM)
Well someone's gonna have beat the crap out fo you....where's the CD Ooh, found another good link...what the internet is really about. http://stupidvideos.com/video//3D_Animator_VS_Animation/?m=new

dcnovice -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 1:28:05 PM)
So what's the name of this vessel anyway? (Apologies if you've covered this earlier.)

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 1:32:31 PM)
HMS Flog Happy?

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 1:34:37 PM)
Sneaks up the dragon ..... I'm happy to report I made it thru the weekend and now that I am back onboard ...... I WANT MY PRICE !!! ~greed~ Single, Free and Loving it Humms .."more more more more more more more more more..."

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/18/2007 1:41:22 PM)
Price?...well the jello wrestling video is $19.95....$24.95 for the extended cut. I wrote, arranged, and directed the score myself. It's performed by the CM Cruise Cabana Boy Orchestra. We don't have a name for this ship....have any suggestions. HMS Flog Happy? SS S&M? SS Slap & Tickle?

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