Jaykemspride
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You Know Your Kids Might Be Kink Friendly When...
The neighbours complain that your kids do full body cavity searches when
playing cops and robbers.
Your daughter uses Twizzlers as floggers.
You go into the playroom and discover an interrogation chair built
entirely of Legos.
You come home and find them tickling a bound and gagged baby-sitter.
They hand you the body harness and leash that they used as toddlers
when it's time to go shopping.
Your 12 year-old crawls over and eats out of the dog dish.
Your son wants to know when he'll get his allowance, because he needs to
pay his tab at the hardware store.
You tell them they're too old to spank and they try to assure that they
aren't.
Your daughter speaks wistfully about being confined to the playpen while
the other children played in the room.
You yell out to your son to come and do his chores and he tells youhe's
tied up right now... and you check on him and find that he really is
tied up right now.
Your three year old is strutting around with clothespins hanging off his tongue.
Their favorite game is Cowboy and Dominatrix.
Your son earned his merit badge in tying knots... twelve times.
They won't play Twister because they don't want to say "red."
You notice her Barbie doll has G.I. Joe on a leash... or vice-versa.
The 13 year-old begs for HIS first bra.
You had to buy a clothes dryer because every time your kids went out to
play, the clothesline and clothespins would vanish.
You ask your daughter to walk the dog, only the dog's still home and the leash and your son aren't.
Your son balks at toilet training... and he's 14.
They made a violet wand for the science fair.
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