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FukinTroll -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 9:59:05 AM)

Shhh... they will hear you.




Rumtiger -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 10:00:25 AM)

Shit! they know you know!




sensualmagirl -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 10:18:11 AM)

there's some gossip-y stuff going on over in the anal thread started by Aquaticsub... she didn't start the gossip, somebody else did... However, I can't seem to get to the bottom of it all (ok, bad pun)




FukinTroll -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 10:42:39 AM)

 New insights into the Polyamorous saga’s have been unearthed. After carefully decrypting the code, I am ready to de-brief everyone.
 
 
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Everything I did and do is SSC, nothing before done with the for girls that escapred was. I still have becky in GA, now in the hospital again due to a Dr's mistake.
I am still talking to the lesbian trying to come to am agreement on a contarct.

 
 
We have just learned that SSC, as referred to by Poly, is actually the Sexual Sadists Coalition. We are still unclear which triplet posted this and are aghast at the intrigue involved. We have good reason to suspect an alien intelligence is behind the events. At first we thought that this all revolved around girls escaping an evil Master. However new data has been gathered that makes us think otherwise.
 
“The for girls” is what gave us pause and after expending millions of tax payer dollars, and flagrant misuse of the patriot act, we have invaded sensitive government files from around the world.
 
It seems that “the for girls” is a code for a covert research project conducted in Area 51 and when that is coupled with “escapred” we extrapolated that to discern that it was a black on black military operation. Digging further we unearthed the following military document.
 
E.S.C.A.P.R.E.D.
 
ATTN: Deepthroat.
 
Agent Deepthroat, as you are well aware the test subject from project E.S.C.A.P.R.E.D, specifically the “the for girls” test subjects have infiltrated key BDSM communities. You are well aware that the impending move from Democracy to Fascism, revolves around world wide acceptance of BDSM. The UN is prepared to accept a caste system of D/s world populace and America is working hard to have one of it’s own to be seated as the Caligula of the new world order. What you must be aware of is the nature of the escaped test subjects and the risk that they present to this movement. That will be explained through the definition of E.S.C.A.P.R.E.D.
 
Eugenic Submissive Combat Assault Patriot Ready “to” Engage Diversity
 
As you can see they were designed and genetically altered to invade the BDSM scene as submissive women and act as sleepers in the households of key Dominants throughout the world. The subject “Polyamorous” from our Artic Super Soldier, A.S.S., project was to distribute “The for girls” within the lifestyle.
 
We believe what actually inflamed the situation and made us lose positive control over it was that Agent “Lesbian”, which we were sure did not like meat, started craving the bone.
 
What we n…..
 
We were discovered by a SAM anti-virus program and that was all of the document we could recover. As you can clearly see, this goes much deeper than we originally thought.
 
 




litleone8620 -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 10:44:57 AM)

There's a person in the Submissive/Slave forum calling the lifestyle an addiction. That thread might get good.




BitaTruble -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 10:52:10 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

We have good reason to suspect an alien intelligence is behind the events.  


Well, this is the problem with gossip. It's, quite often, full of inaccuracies.

Rest assured, there has been no sign of intelligence, alien or otherwise, in regard to this issue.

[:D]

Celeste




mnottertail -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 10:59:08 AM)

Nothing new in the field of blowjobs at this time. I will keep researching this issue issue. 

Ass eating turned out to be a non-starter.

There are several people that get e-mails on this site, and want to know if they are the only ones. Might be preditors (whatever that is)... at first I thought it was predator (you know, kinda like it sounds.......)

Many male subs are confused about the grease that Mistress uses on her strap-on, they know they fear the big ones, but they crave them.

Apparently there are fatgirls in the lifestyle.

Apparently there are  wannabe doms that ladies who have only been in the lifestyle for an hour have been enslaved to for half that time, and they are pissed off and not gonna take it anymore.

Men, in seemingly overwhelming numbers do not like to swallow there own cum, but there is a faction.

That's a wrap for now.

Edward R. Murrow




FukinTroll -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 10:59:39 AM)

LMAO!!




litleone8620 -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 11:06:03 AM)

That pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?

I don't know why i was suprised that the weight thread was still going when i got up this morning. Though admitedly, it is a bit different from the usual, Why are there so many fat girls in the lifestyle thread.




MsOpal -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 11:12:40 AM)

Dear Troll ... the new profile is profound and probably one of the most insightful on this, or any, site.  I applaud your candor and your use of the English language.  I have one question, or several.

What is an or what are " armature porn films."?  Are they adult content films thus they "ar(e) mature"?

Are they a framework on which other films are built?

Are they a protective covering to provide defense? From what?  Would that make it a profolactic?

Are they  part of a generator that includes the main current-carrying winding, in which the electromotive force is induced?

Are they the relay in an electrical device activated by a magnetic field?

May I add  .... My goodness, what a long sword you have!










pianogirl -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 11:15:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MsOpal


What is an or what are " armature porn films."?  Are they adult content films thus they "ar(e) mature"?




Perhaps his spelling is right off and he meant premature ..... as in the films end before you're for them to




FukinTroll -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 11:16:39 AM)

Thank you MsOpal. But you need think more bicep.




MsOpal -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 11:20:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Thank you MsOpal. But you need think more bicep.


can I get that at a health food store?




FullCircle -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 11:21:38 AM)

Nothing to report at this time.




FukinTroll -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 11:22:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MsOpal

can I get that at a health food store?



Maybe... but I know for sure you can get it from the I.R.S.




MsOpal -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 11:25:29 AM)



Maybe... but I know for sure you can get it from the I.R.S.
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but will they have it skewered on their rapier?




FullCircle -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 11:33:10 AM)

My PC was making a funny noise for a moment there but I moved the box thingey away from the table leg and it has now stopped you’ll be pleased to know.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 11:42:23 AM)

there was some HOT jello orgy fun on the CM cruise ship Thursday night and the CD very steamy, private romp with......




litleone8620 -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 11:43:44 AM)

Yeah, that was TOTALLY hot......




FukinTroll -> RE: Gossip page (2/16/2007 12:18:52 PM)

BobtheSubBuilder built a sub. It is called the SSmilkMaid.




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