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MadameDahlia -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 1:53:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Gossip!

Okay... I updated my profile!


Hee hee hee. Great new profile. And absolutely awesome photograph!

Though... are you... are you maybe coming down with something? You seem to have lost some of your green coloring. And you're completely devoid of bumpy things!

Well... Maybe not completely devoid.



FukinTroll -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 2:01:04 AM)

Gosh... all I can say is....


Slurp!



MadameDahlia -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 2:09:03 AM)

ACK! Troll slime... ! I've been hit!! Hmm... wait...

Slightly viscous... just a hint of green in color. I think you'll be plenty hale in no time.
We can all breathe a collective sigh of relief. The Troll is here to stay.

Hmmm... I'll have to take detailed notes, as I'm still working on compiling information toward my doctorate in trollology. That slurp will go a long way in affording much needed data.



FukinTroll -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 2:12:41 AM)

Ooohhh a whole book about Trolls. Sweeeet!

P.S. you might want to wash that off before you see your OB/GYN.

Slurp!



MadameDahlia -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 2:15:36 AM)

 I hate using net slang, acronyms or abbreviations but that deserves a resounding LMAO!

I'd expected something fun... something funny... with just a hint of spicy sass. But that completely caught me off guard. I think this time it's hats off to you, dear Troll.



FukinTroll -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 2:17:29 AM)

*Takes a bow*

Thank ya!



MadameDahlia -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 2:19:11 AM)

Quite welcome.

And thank you... for erm... *Cheeky Grin* Services rendered. [;)]



FukinTroll -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 2:20:46 AM)

Well normally I would get like $10.00 but this one was too good to charge for.



MadameDahlia -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 2:23:38 AM)

Devastatingly handsome, with a killer taste in clothing... and generous to boot! You're out to make all the lasses swoon, I can tell...



FukinTroll -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 2:28:43 AM)

I am quickly discovering that swooning is not conducive to my current endeavor. By the time they wake up they have had time to think about it, the fuzzy cloud of my charismatic ardor has faded, and they leave the airport before they get on the plane.
 
Now if I can just get them to the point of swoon I think they will be on the plane and if they come to their senses at 37,000 feet... it is too late!



Vendaval -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 2:31:32 AM)

Pssttt!  Smelling salts, FT!   [:D]  hee hee hee

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll
Now if I can just get them to the point of swoon I think they will be on the plane and if they come to their senses at 37,000 feet... it is too late!



MadameDahlia -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 2:33:10 AM)

Hmm... When in doubt, let it all hang out.
Resort to candid shots of your bait and tackle.
While they're distracted (perhaps by something shiny) follow up with a promising SLURP... so they'll know what's to cu... er - come.



FukinTroll -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 2:34:21 AM)

But... but... I don't have a telephoto lens.



MadameDahlia -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 2:51:48 AM)

I don't like to name names or gossip or anything... but I've heard it said that stop action photography might be more beneficial if you're going for full impact - especially if you're lacking something shiny! Womenfolk are like crows in that they just love the shiny stuff (ask any of the guys who start the threads about ProDommes).

A series of shots, sent in chronological order, will provide your target with a creative distraction if you advise them to arrange them in a folder and scroll through them at a decent clip. 



FukinTroll -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 2:54:15 AM)

Well... I'll lay at in the yard all nekid... if you have the power to turn the hubble my way we could get some pretty good shots... I think.



wyldsubmissive -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 2:59:24 AM)

Whoa. Naked trolls.

And here I was looking at digital cameras. *weg*



MadameDahlia -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 3:00:58 AM)

I'm not sure if I'm brave enough to operate a camera of any sort if it's aimed at your nether bits, dear Troll. I've heard that you're mighty impressive... and I've been cautioned that you could poke eyes out with that thing.

In fact I've heard, from a source that shall remain nameless, that it was for that very reason you've become so adept with your tongue! It acts rather like the lure atop an anglerfish, teasing and tempting unwary sorts to venture closer.

Mmm... anglerfish lures... Does that mean that your tongue glows in the... er... never mind.



FukinTroll -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 3:11:01 AM)

Now there ya go buying in to the hype. Don't you know guys who have little peckers always talk about how little said pecker is.

P.S. Listen to me very carefuly. I... did not... have sex... with that woman.

P.P.S. but I wanted to.



MadameDahlia -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 3:17:39 AM)

*Laughs!*

I thought it was going to turn out to be ironic... like when tall men get nicknamed "short stuff"... or when plump men get referred to as "skinny". You're killing off all my preconceived notions of what's rational, right and good in this world!

I think we should put it to a vote.
Perhaps a poll where the question is: Just how impressive is FukinTroll's fucking stick?

The answers available will be:

Pretty impressive
Mighty impressive
Frighteningly impressive
That's definitely not human impressive
You'll Poke Your Eye Out impressive



FukinTroll -> RE: Gossip page (2/20/2007 3:21:40 AM)

No no no! Do you know how many women squick when I say I have a little pecker? These are women I am really want a good squick from. Let's not fuk up a good thang with the truth.



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