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TreSwank -> The Chinese Make Better Americans (Another Long TreSwank Post) (2/16/2007 5:53:40 PM)
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Latch-key children; the dissolve of the nuclear family; socio-economic disparity; sexual abuse; trash television (reality T.V.); political dissension. Pick and choose...........pick and choose.
The current cultural zeitgeist of the Stars and Stripes is analogous to the nutritional value of a box of cream-filled, Little Debbie Snack Cakes. Sure, they're a delectable, sinfully scrumptious kitchen-treat; however, eat enough of those bad boys, and they'll fucking kill you deader than ol' Anna Nicole Smith.
Now, in the days of yore, folks all across God's green earth had a wee bit of a hard-on for Americans, with their rugged self-sufficiency, unextinguishable fiery work-ethic, and nice, muscular pioneer asses. Hell-Manifest Destiny may have wrestled Texas away from the Mexicans, and sent the Injuns running out of their wigwams and into multi-million dollar casino complexs, but goddammit, Americans were likable bastards.
Fast foward to the current century, and BLAMMO - the times, they are a changin'. The poor people are reproducing like hot and bothered bunny rabbits, senior citizens are taking buses to Canada to snatch up affordable meds, hundreds of thousands of ghetto children are failing and bailing out of school, the gap between the rich and poor is growing at an exponential rate, the country is embroiled in a foreign conflict with ambivalence running high, and everybody hates the President. Americans are more engrossed in the vicissitudes of Survivor and stolid American Idol "celebrities" than the emotional and intellectual progression of their children. Medications are being prescribed left and right for neuroses misdiagnosed as chemical imbalances. A whole generation of folks are treading water on Zoloft, Xanax, and Prozac.
Yet the Chinese Americans remain untouched. More than any other ethnic group in the United States, the Chinese, Koreans, and Japanese (we'll just lump em' together) are collectively running a train on academia, snatching up the laurels of higher-education like an intrepid housewife on "Supermarket Sweep." While the white, black, and Hispanic kids are receiving half-ass support from their parents, the Chinese are making sure that Hyong Zhou studies for that extra two hours. I mean, wouldn't it be embarrassing if little Hyong make less than a 1500 on his S.A.T's?
Those immigrants from the People's Republic are the embodiment of what America USED to be, back before the days of "30 minutes or less" pizza deliveries, No Child Left Behind programs, rampant welfare abuse, ubiquitous knocked-up teenagers, and the wave of illegals from our "friendly" neighbors to the south. While the other kids are goofing off in class, Hyong Zhou is sitting like an ossified Homo Habilis, absorbing pie-charts, theorems, and PowerPoint presentations. The Chinese come over to America with a no-bullshit, take no prisoners mentality..............and that's why they succeed and flourish within three or four generations, whereas everyone else bitches about "oppression."
Hell yes; the Chinese make better Americans than we do. In the personal opinion of Yours Truly, Author Constant, we should send fucking carriers to China, Japan, and Korea with one way tickets to the "Land of Opportunity." The only way to effectively combat de-evolution and the irresponsible over-breeding of the poor and dumb, is to bring in the "yellow folk." China might pressure them to submit to an oppressive government-enforced reproductive limit, but we'll need them to fuck like porn nymphos in order to reduce the dysgenic tidal wave sweeping over this country.
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