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BDSM05478 -> animal homosexuality (2/17/2007 6:21:10 PM)

cause I always see this mentioned and I thought some might enjoy it. http://www.livescience.com/bestimg/index.php?url=gay_bonobo_chimp_03.jpg&cat=gayanimals



pahunkboy -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/17/2007 8:36:34 PM)

The church will need to throw a reival=-

revival 2007

happily this solves the question about birth control pills.  :-)



maybemaybenot -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 8:16:33 AM)

Dolphins engage in homosexual behavior also. They are considered bisexual animals. I forget the exact details, but when the males are young the form lifelong partnerships with another male of the same age. They travel together, watch out for each other when one gets tired and needs to rest, and " beat up" on sharks and other predators for each other. If one of the partners dies, it is very hard for the " widow" to find another mate, since they develope their relationships very young.
Male dolphins don't father babies until they are about 20 ish years old. Even then they maintain their male partnership.

There was an article in the NY Times a few weeks ago about two penquins they have in Central Park Zoo that are homosexual. Cute part of the story: I guess they wanted to have a baby, so they began putting a rock in their nest and nestling it in there belly flap and sitting on it to keep it warm. One of the zookeepers gave  the boys a fertile egg that needed to be hatched and the two boy penguins took care of it, and a baby penguin hatched, alive and well. [:D] 



                                  mbmbn



domiguy -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 8:30:26 AM)

I knew that peta was an organization designed to protect the illicit homosexual acts of animals....What a despicable group....This is why animals should be eaten....I wonder if a gay deer is as tasty as one that is straight?

If God didn't want us to eat animals then they wouldn't be made out of meat.

Damn you peta....Oh and don't even get me started on you vegans...Crusaders for animals gay rights...Sickening.



aSlavesLife -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 10:27:14 AM)

Since the Bible tells us that homosexuality is an abomination, it stands to reason that this applies to animals as well as people, since the animals are obviously willingly choosing to sin. These corrupt, decadent sodomites need to be stoned to death at the city gates just like we would with any other blasphemous heathen. The only real question should be...how do we cook them afterward? I'm thinking barbeque. There seems to be a poetic justice in barbecuing them.

Now if all you crossdressers ( Deut 22:5 ), men that trim their beards ( Lev 19:27 ), folks that wear cotton/polyester blends ( Lev 19:19 ), and anyone that eats lobster ( Deut 14:10 ) will kindly line up for the stoning, we can get this over and done with a lot quicker. Also, would you all be so kind as to grab a dolphin or chimp and hold it while we collect the rocks? Thanks!



dcnovice -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 12:56:33 PM)

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Since the Bible tells us that homosexuality is an abomination . . .


Started to tense up as I read this.

quote:

Now if all you crossdressers ( Deut 22:5 ), men that trim their beards ( Lev 19:27 ), folks that wear cotton/polyester blends ( Lev 19:19 ), and anyone that eats lobster ( Deut 14:10 ) will kindly line up for the stoning, we can get this over and done with a lot quicker. Also, would you all be so kind as to grab a dolphin or chimp and hold it while we collect the rocks?


Then laughed out loud. Well done!



domiguy -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 1:11:04 PM)

Rachel Ray has a wonderful recipe for penguin...However she recommends when dealing with "gay" penguins it is best to soak the penguin in a brine for 24 hours before cooking.  This approach should remove any trace of the bitter taste of "faggotry" from the meat........mmmmmmmmmm!....gay penguin.



bludemonn -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 1:53:47 PM)

The BIBLE LOL!!! You mean people still read that thing!?!? Its a COMIC written by a Mexican named Jesus (pronounced: hay zeus) and you fell for it! [:'(]



PoisonRoses -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 2:45:54 PM)

It's not just the gays breaking the commandments...  Although yes, it is an abomination   Leviticus 18:22
The good chain Wal Mart needs to have this next one brought to their attention...
 
Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death.   Exodus 35:2
 
my next favorite...
 
The woman, who at the return of the month, etc., etc., etc., shall be separated seven days. Every one that toucheth her, shall be unclean until the evening. And every thing that she sleepeth on, or that she sitteth on in the days of her separation, shall be defiled etc., etc., etc. ~Leviticus 15:19 thru 23
 
but hey... who are we to dispute what the good book tells us?



bludemonn -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 3:21:03 PM)

exactly....dispute EVERYTHING...come over to the book of bludemonn which states.

Saber-neptune 1:1

'Do as ye will but dont forget i am NOT liable and there are NO refunds!'




domiguy -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 3:45:39 PM)

you are missing out on the initial point of the op,, it is not about the bible ...But rather... what is the best way to kill and cook "gay" animals.



bludemonn -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 4:33:35 PM)

I was just replying to the post above me! (a common trait on CM) I think your post is just plain DAFT, to answer your question id say for YOU the best way to kill and cool a gay animal is for YOU to fuck it up the arse to death then eat its bum! get back in the closet!!!! [sm=argue.gif]  



dcnovice -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 4:36:40 PM)

They're looking for you on the cruise ship, blu!



pahunkboy -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 5:01:07 PM)

*ponders immaculate conception*  heck no. that was the milkmans kid!



gooddogbenji -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 5:07:23 PM)

I think it's great that animals are gay, too.

If you consider ying and yang as gay and straight, the more gay animals they find, the fewer gay humans there will be.  Except lesbians.  They grow proportionately to the gay animals.....  (I kinda let that whole thought flow freely, but decided to stop before making the connection between lesbians and anim...FUCK!)

Did I say that out loud?

Yours,


benji



dcnovice -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 5:09:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

*ponders immaculate conception*  heck no. that was the milkmans kid!


Pavlovian reaction/hijack from a Catholic school alum: The immaculate conception has to do with Mary's birth, not Jesus'. It's the belief that her soul was free from original sin.



Sinergy -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 6:18:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I knew that peta was an organization designed to protect the illicit homosexual acts of animals....What a despicable group....This is why animals should be eaten....I wonder if a gay deer is as tasty as one that is straight?

If God didn't want us to eat animals then they wouldn't be made out of meat.

Damn you peta....Oh and don't even get me started on you vegans...Crusaders for animals gay rights...Sickening.


Dont hold back, say what you really feel.

Sinergy

p.s. on a note related to the thread, part of me wonders exactly how much anthropomorphizing is involved in getting all tense about two male penguins raising a chick. 

p.p.s.  On a similar related note, the presence of an older brother in the household (according to an article in Psychology Today a few months ago) increases a younger brother's likelihood they will be gay something like 500%.




aSlavesLife -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 6:45:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

you are missing out on the initial point of the op,, it is not about the bible ...But rather... what is the best way to kill and cook "gay" animals.


Barbeque is the way to go. It is the best way to remove that gay-mey taste.



domiguy -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 6:52:41 PM)

When I was but a little Domiboy I once had a gay goldfish.... tried to change it and make it "straight" through a radical scale removing procedure....Just before it died I made it straight!  So the story ends well  'cuz Bubbles got to go to heaven....I just love a story with a happy ending....Don't you?



Devilslilsister -> RE: animal homosexuality (2/18/2007 7:01:41 PM)

oooooo domiguy got spanked! 

i think its cool that there are gay animals.  Might be a learning curve for the human race.  So many people want to say that being gay is a learned or desired state, yet its starting to stand true that its not.  Personally, i think you are either born gay or not.  Granted i think for some people there is alittle bit of nurture in with the nature, but mostly it is nature.  i think the gay rights movement should use this to their advantage and hopefully people will start to see the light. 

On that note when animals start whipping each other with sticks, branches, snakes, rose bushes, and other like tools - we will all start to see the light that WITTWD is also nature! 

i see societies acceptance flowing......



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