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First of all.... - 2/18/2007 9:16:20 PM   
Griswold


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Chics have all the advantage.

Ya have all them bumps and shit.

Second of all...it ain't right.

I'm organizing...there will come a day.

And lemme tell you right now....when we have you in our clutches....

I'm gonna run back to you and leave all my compatriots behind....if it gets me many advantage.
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RE: First of all.... - 2/18/2007 9:32:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Griswold

Chics have all the advantage.

Ya have all them bumps and shit.

Second of all...it ain't right.

I'm organizing...there will come a day.

And lemme tell you right now....when we have you in our clutches....

I'm gonna run back to you and leave all my compatriots behind....if it gets me many advantage.


So I am mugging women today, and one of the black high schoolers tells me I am not doing my snap fingers right/left/right thing correctly.

She shows me the hip movements.  I do them.

She says I nailed it.

Life is good.

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RE: First of all.... - 2/18/2007 9:58:57 PM   
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Weirdo's. Both of you.

Griswold, you want chics? Raid the henhouse. I hear BountyHunter has some good leads....



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RE: First of all.... - 2/18/2007 11:24:13 PM   
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Explain to me how we have all the advantages.  We get pregnant, give birth (NOT a fun time, let me tell you!), menstruate, suffer through menopause with hot flashes, and have to put up with men.  Again, explain to me how we have all the advantages?????

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RE: First of all.... - 2/18/2007 11:31:57 PM   
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Man I am fukin glad I am a lesbian.

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RE: First of all.... - 2/19/2007 12:22:03 AM   
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*snickers* Lesbian trolls eh? Would that be a Trolesbian? *chortles with tired humour*

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RE: First of all.... - 2/19/2007 12:24:18 AM   
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If I wasn't a lesbian before...........I am thinking about being one now

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RE: First of all.... - 2/19/2007 12:25:59 AM   
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Cum to the L side JerseyKrissi... we're better! 

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RE: First of all.... - 2/19/2007 12:49:33 AM   
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come to the L side... were gooder... even.

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RE: First of all.... - 2/19/2007 12:52:34 AM   
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quote:

I'm organizing...there will come a day


Guess you went out and bought a basket finally.

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RE: First of all.... - 2/19/2007 12:55:43 AM   
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and a checkerd blanket.

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RE: First of all.... - 2/19/2007 1:06:41 AM   
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quote:

and a checkerd blanket.


LOL actually the basket thing is an old joke between peewee and I.


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RE: First of all.... - 2/19/2007 1:07:29 AM   
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hee hee hee

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RE: First of all.... - 2/19/2007 1:11:11 AM   
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I never knew pirates giggled. I thought they said Arrrghh matey. Giggling pirates, who would have thunk it.

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RE: First of all.... - 2/19/2007 1:15:55 AM   
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I even titer over evisceration.

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RE: First of all.... - 2/19/2007 1:17:15 AM   
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oooh me too. Me too.

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RE: First of all.... - 2/19/2007 1:20:19 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

Chics have all the advantage.
Well, no, American Airline Advantage points are available to
all frequent flyers, regardless of gender or the lack there of.

Ya have all them bumps and shit.
Well no, most women don't look like Quasimodo.

Second of all...it ain't right.
What is not right?  You are not making sense here.

I'm organizing...there will come a day.
Please start with a dictionary and a grammar book.

And lemme tell you right now....when we have you in our clutches....
Clutch purses are so 1998!  Get with the current styles,
big, over-sized bags are a la mode!

I'm gonna run back to you and leave all my compatriots behind....if it gets me many advantage.


You are going to run back to who and get what?
You are not making any sense here at all.

Re-state your question or statement or rant or
whatever the hell it is! 
 


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RE: First of all.... - 2/19/2007 8:43:12 AM   
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I'm not feeling the love.

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RE: First of all.... - 2/19/2007 8:45:20 AM   
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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Man I am fukin glad I am a lesbian.


Lol, i am only half lesbian, does that count?

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RE: First of all.... - 2/19/2007 8:57:09 AM   
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I am confused.........should I be worried?

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