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needdiscipline23 -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:26:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MsInnocent

So, If I'm bisexual and a female and I love musicals, does that cancel things out and make me straight. I just don't know the rules. I'm so confused. I am going to mull this over while watching Rocky Horror.
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ORIGINAL: needdiscipline23

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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I've seen two musicals, Grease and The Sound of Music.  OMG am I GAYYYYYY 


Unless you mean two a week, no you're not.


So, erm, if you see two a week, that DOES make you gay?? Erm, but what if homosexuality is against my hard limits....would seeing 2 musicals a weeks still make me gay?






But did you like the cannibal barbecue? That's key here...OH, and Rocky has homosexuality in it, right?? So your definitely gay.

Unless it's a hard limit for you--in which case, it's physically impossible for you to be gay.



DiurnalVampire -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:26:05 PM)

Wait, ive seen tons of musicals.  I knwo teh words to some musicals... and Ive performed in musicals.

Does that increase my gayness?



dcnovice -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:26:11 PM)

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Sorry to bow out, folks, but Aqua and I have to get up early tomorrow. Keep up the good work, and offer any new posters a plate of BBQ!


Sweet dreams to you both! It was fun swapping recipes.



porthuronsub -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:26:39 PM)

I would think it would be different for women.  But if they watch the speed channel or "This Old House" it could be the defining factor.



needdiscipline23 -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:27:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

Wait, ive seen tons of musicals.  I knwo teh words to some musicals... and Ive performed in musicals.

Does that increase my gayness?




Most definitely. But it depends on the musicals...and if you were gay to begin with...well, then you're probably straight now. Sorry. :)



DiurnalVampire -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:28:03 PM)

I was bi, and Ive seen Cats.

I think that makes me a gay man now.
Dammit



dcnovice -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:28:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: needdiscipline23

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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What key phrases? I wanna know the key phrases so I can call in gay!!


I'm sorry, boss, I can't come in today. I've got a social disease called lesbianism, and I just read on the Internet that it may be contagious. Besides, the Saturn won't start, and some big old dyke just pulled into my driveway with a U-haul.


Okay, I don't even know why that last part is funny, and I'm giggling like a bitch over here. Seriously.



It's a reference to one of two old homojokes:

Q. What does a lesbian bring to a second date?
A. A U-haull.

Q. What does a gay man bring to a second date?
A. What's a second date?



MsInnocent -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:28:59 PM)

Man, I didn't plan on being gay today. And there isn't a bit of homosexuality in Rocky Horror, they're just really friendly to guests. Geeze. 



needdiscipline23 -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:29:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

I was bi, and Ive seen Cats.

I think that makes me a gay man now.
Dammit


There's good news: you can still call into work gay.




dcnovice -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:29:32 PM)

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I was bi, and Ive seen Cats.
I think that makes me a gay man now.
Dammit


Could be. We'll need to run some tests.



porthuronsub -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:29:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

Wait, ive seen tons of musicals.  I knwo teh words to some musicals... and Ive performed in musicals.

Does that increase my gayness?



again,  did you do it for your Lover, against your hard limits.  Did you have sex with anyone that at any time in their lives have sex with someone who had sex with someone who had a bisexual affair.  Really gotta do the research to come to that conclusion



needdiscipline23 -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:31:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MsInnocent

Man, I didn't plan on being gay today. And there isn't a bit of homosexuality in Rocky Horror, they're just really friendly to guests. Geeze. 


Yah, that made me snort.

Friendly, indeed.  Someone might need to revisit their definitions of homosexuality. :)  And you know, you can't plan for these things...gay days, sick days, family emergencies...they happen to all of us...except maybe not the OP...not sure about her.



bearincuffs -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:32:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

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ORIGINAL: needdiscipline23

What key phrases? I wanna know the key phrases so I can call in gay!!



You have to able to shout "We're here, we're queer, get used to it!" on command. Also, babble about fashion if a man and how you hate fashion if you are a woman. [:D]


ROFLMAO  sure can't find offense when I'm laughing so much! :)
 
Hmm....have to wonder if being imtimate with a woman as a teenager still makes me straight? hahaha



MsInnocent -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:32:48 PM)

Totally forgot about seeing Cats. Yea,  I'm a gay man now. First I'm a bisexual, then a lesbian, now a gay man, not to mention a canibal. What a day. Good to know I can call out for these things. Do I get homosexuality leave. I'd rather save it up for when I get really gay instead of these short spurts of gayness.
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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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I was bi, and Ive seen Cats.
I think that makes me a gay man now.
Dammit


Could be. We'll need to run some tests.



needdiscipline23 -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:33:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: porthuronsub

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

Wait, ive seen tons of musicals.  I knwo teh words to some musicals... and Ive performed in musicals.

Does that increase my gayness?



again,  did you do it for your Lover, against your hard limits.  Did you have sex with anyone that at any time in their lives have sex with someone who had sex with someone who had a bisexual affair.  Really gotta do the research to come to that conclusion


I think, according to this criteria, that the OP may be bisexual. And I designate you to tell her.



RumpusParable -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:33:38 PM)

Gay is like Herpes.... it just keeps coming back.

I caught The Geigh once.

True story.



MsInnocent -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:35:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RumpusParable

Gay is like Herpes.... it just keeps coming back.

I caught The Geigh once.

True story.


Oh man



RumpusParable -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:39:02 PM)

The OP needs to worry, because it can lie dormant for years if someone passes it to you!  She could have Geigh now and not even know it!!!!!!!1111





sensualmagirl -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:40:09 PM)

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I was bi, and Ive seen Cats.

I think that makes me a gay man now.
Dammit


I used to have season tickets to a local music theater, have several musicals on cd, been to many a "gay night" on Sundays in Boston, have had/still have a female friend and lover (along with my male ones), spent many a weekend in P-town, I'm a graphic designer... I must be gay too [;)] hehehe



MsInnocent -> RE: honesty about sexual orientation (2/19/2007 8:40:54 PM)

LOL! Rumpus you are too funny. I just got out of the shower, I'd like to not piss my pants right now.
Unless that 's the cure for Geigh... you know, for medicinal purposes.

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ORIGINAL: RumpusParable

The OP needs to worry, because it can lie dormant for years if someone passes it to you!  She could have Geigh now and not even know it!!!!!!!1111






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