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RobertCloud -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/8/2007 10:22:36 PM)
May I buy you a drink / Wow! Look at that Rack! Please God! Let her say Yes! Bartender! Another for the Lady! / SCORE!!!!! So, what is your sign? / (LADY:LOSER!)

SirRober -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/8/2007 10:23:58 PM)
My place or yours // lets just go to the car and .......( you get it)

domiguy -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/8/2007 10:30:43 PM)
No you don't look bad/fat.----It will be a cold day in hell before you meet anyone I know. I'm not in a relationship.----The person I'm dating isn't here. No, the sex was good.----I imagine there are some blue whales with a tighter pussy.

littleonyx -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/9/2007 6:34:58 AM)
I think that shirt looks stunning on you!/It makes her boobs look HUGE!! You have beautiful eyes/When I'm not staring at your breasts... I like a short woman./You're just short enough to get on your knees, and...

MistressFeathers -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/9/2007 7:22:12 AM)
I love your profile, can we chat? / I'm hoping for a wank fantasy I LOVE bigger women / I'm never going to meet you so it doesn't really matter that I wouldn't step out in public with you. I just want a wank fantasy. Do you have webcam/can I call you? / God I'm horny and just want to check that you are a real woman as i'll feel a prick if i'm getting off with a man Do you have webcam/can I call you? / because i'm a little lying toad arse i assume EVERYONE else is too I'd love to serve you / I want free sex. I love those boots / i want to cum Treat me like a whore / but only online Oh Mistress please make me Yours i'll do whatever you say / except ........... I have no limits / oh except all those things opppsie i thought you wouldn't ask I LOVE your profile / it has pretty pictures but i can't be arsed to read the words

MistressFeathers -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/9/2007 8:40:56 AM)
btw would like to point out that i'm a size 18 so the fat woman comment is my right to make [:D]

MistressFeathers -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/9/2007 8:47:52 AM)
*I see in your profile that you do ........, I am interested in ........., give me a detailed example of house a session would run with you doing .... to/with me.....* / ok I've read your profile you look as if you could be good/ok/passable but I'm vying for free wank fodder *oh you're too far away from me* / despite you having a perfectly clear profile which does also state the area that you are in and you have told me other geographically information, I have realised that you aren't going to give me free wank fodder & I'm not about to pay your prices I'll never pay for it / but I expect you to have a fully fitted dungeon with up to date toys that are foe exclusive use on me I want you to dress head to toe in leather/pvc and fulfill all my dreams and fantasies .. at a time convienent to me.

StellaByStarlite -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/9/2007 10:41:38 AM)
Here, let me help you choose a new wallpaper/you're choosing a tacky wallpaper I wouldn't use to line my catbox Great vintage clothes you're wearing/ ohmygod, did you know your jacket is two seasons out of date? I'm a true Renaissance man/ I've been married 6 times, and I've done everything from used car sales to cleaning sewers

Gauge -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/9/2007 10:58:41 AM)
I'm submissive = I will allow you to think that until our first argument Would you date someone else if I die? = You cheating fuckwit! Honey, do I look fat to you? = You cannot answer this and have me believe it therefore just get on your knees right now and beg for my forgiveness and let's save all the fighting in between. Sweetheart? Look what I got from the hardware store! = Yes dear, I'll take it back. Dad, I don't want you to panic = I need money I'll talk to you soon. = Well, in the long range scale of the universe an eon is soon. How are you? = Please don't answer with anything but "fine". I am calling in reference to your overdue bill. = Hey you vagrant, welshing, bankrupt shithead... ever hear of a checkbook?

MistressFeathers -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/11/2007 12:46:43 PM)
*The cheque is in the post* / once I've actually got off my arse after you have chased this 3 times / I'm completely incompetent but i was hoping you wouldnt notice. *I didn't know I had to do it* / despite the fact that you ran thru it with me 3 times before you went on holiday. And now that I've been caughtout/fucked it right up I am going to blame you for the fact I can't do my damn job *Sorry they caught me on the hop* / despite knowing that you have had less then 12hrs sleep in 4 days I thought I'd pass the buck anyway ok going off to rock in a corner and mutter to myself lol

RobertCloud -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/11/2007 1:43:39 PM)
Is this on sale? /I pulled this from a rack that I know is not on sale but I know you can mark 20% off because you mark everything up so fucking high to begin with. Don't you look adorable in that outfit! / Oh my God! Did she squeeze herself into that with a shoe horn? Hey Bill look at that fox that just walked in the door! / Now that you see her you won't notice the real big boobed bombshell I am goin to fuck that is to the right of her.

Vendaval -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/11/2007 4:23:04 PM)
From a man to a woman - "No, really, I am fine with it." = "Shut up already and let me brood in peace!" "Either movie is fine, dear." = "So long as something blows up and there are car chases!" "We can just get a bite to eat first." = "I am starving and want a 1 pound burger with bacon and onion rings, chili fries and a tankard of beer!" From a woman to a man - "No, really, I am fine with it." = "I will suffer in silence and make you pay for it later!' "Either movie is fine, dear." = "So long as there is a scene with the hero naked!" "We can just get a bite to eat first." = "I am going to order a salad topped with a bit of broiled chicken and a glass of white wine."

RobertCloud -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/11/2007 10:04:42 PM)
I didn't do it... /I am so guilty that I deserve to be shot but I ain't admitting shit. I know you are cheating on me... / I am going to accuse you of cheating on me before you can find out I am cheating on you.

littleonyx -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/12/2007 4:35:18 PM)
(P1: I don't think she's done anything to you personally. What's your problem with her?) Oh, nothing--I think she's a pretty nice girl./But I swear, if she comes to my city she will fear certain women for the rest of her natural born life! (by the way...this was an actual thought...a recent one, in fact)

Evanesce -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/12/2007 7:26:08 PM)
Do you think she's pretty?/ You'd better say no and tell me I'm the most beautiful goddess you've ever seen, or so help me, God, I'm going to make you suffer until you BEG me to put you out of your misery!

Lorelei115 -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/12/2007 10:29:29 PM)
No, really, I had fun. Are all the women you sleep with this unsatisfied?

RobertCloud -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/12/2007 10:34:38 PM)
You were amazing... /Yawn... can I go back to sleep now!

Mikal -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/13/2007 8:01:42 AM)
You are so beautiful in the morning... /HOLY SH!T Maybe if I talk nice to it, it'll let me leave... please God, let me outta this bed alive and I promise, I really really promise that I'll be a better person, I'll go to Church TWICE a week please God let me OUT manomanoman I am so gonna kill those fuk'rs who set me up what kind of friend does this to another???? God PUHLEEEEZE LET ME OUT!!!!

littleonyx -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/13/2007 4:21:51 PM)
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MistressFeathers -> RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth (3/14/2007 3:17:50 PM)
*of course I'll support you*/I'm going to stab you in the back as soon as blink

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