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LotusSong -> You might be TOO skinny if.... (2/20/2007 8:34:28 AM)

You might be too skinny if your head is wider than your shoulders.
 
You might be too skinny if sparrows can perch on your vertebrae while you are standing.
 
You might be too skinny if, while you are peering through a keyhole, you slip through it into the other room.
 
... add some more (you know you want to)



darchChylde -> RE: You might be TOO skinny if.... (2/20/2007 10:05:06 AM)

You might be too skinny if the wind whistles as it passes you.

You might be too skinny if you smell smoke during the act of scratching your ankle.

You might be too skinny if wire hangers are a major tool during suspension play.

You might be too skinny if you must beware of wrapping when being spanked by hand.




FootQueen -> RE: You might be TOO skinny if.... (2/20/2007 11:33:26 AM)

You might be too skinny if you are mistaken for a well dressed #2 pencil.[:D]



michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: You might be TOO skinny if.... (2/20/2007 11:40:10 AM)

...if you stand by a picket fence...and nobody notices
...if you can walk through a turnstyle...and never touch the bars
...if you can fit into a pool cue rack...and someone mistakenly uses you to rack the balls



LotusSong -> RE: You might be TOO skinny if.... (2/20/2007 3:05:22 PM)

You can play hide-and-seek by turning sideways.

You can put your bra on backwards ...and it still fits.



MsPoetress -> RE: You might be TOO skinny if.... (2/20/2007 6:35:12 PM)

quote:

You can put your bra on backwards ...and it still fits.


Oh that just sucks!

~poe



BabyNyla -> RE: You might be TOO skinny if.... (2/20/2007 6:43:49 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

You can play hide-and-seek by turning sideways.

You can put your bra on backwards ...and it still fits.



or if you don't even need to spend money on a bra ... wouldn't that be nice :\



HouseofBear -> RE: You might be TOO skinny if.... (2/21/2007 1:20:51 PM)

if you put bruises from your hip bones on your partner when you roll over in your sleep



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