RE: How to spot fake submissives

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How to spot fake submissives

She won't email you

5% (3)

She won't chat with you

5% (3)

She won't send you naked pictures

13% (8)

She will sleep with your friends but not you

8% (5)

U R knot Reel dominate

36% (22)

She laughs when you unzip your pants

11% (7)

She laughs when she unzips hers

1% (1)

Anyone with 69 in their handle is fake

18% (11)

Total Votes : 60

(last vote on : 12/17/2012 10:55:59 AM)
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FukinTroll -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 7:11:33 PM)
Nope. every slut must tow her own load. and whatever stuff I don't want to carrry... and maybe a palaquin too... I am kinda lazy... well... real lazy.

missturbation -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 7:15:02 PM)
Thats good to know - laziness doth not catch the cheeky slave who runs after cheeking [;)]

FukinTroll -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 7:16:49 PM)
Yes! But a tazer does!

missturbation -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 7:17:32 PM)
A what?

FukinTroll -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 7:24:16 PM)
I'm so glad you dont know. It will make your cheekiness so much fun with the element of suprise behind it.

missturbation -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 7:26:43 PM)
*mumbles to self* Yes i'm sure it will .........for you [:o]

KeirasSecret -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 7:29:05 PM)
quote: Okay... here is the deal... if you were born in 69 you are very fake because we know your parents dropped acid and it is a well known fact, in the world of Trolls, that LSD is genetically residual. Explains a lot....thanks. Be well,

FukinTroll -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 7:29:17 PM)
Hee hee!!!! How many people think that misst will mark the USA off her destination hot spot list after a date with MR.Tazer?

missturbation -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 7:33:18 PM)
How many think the troll under estimates me?

FukinTroll -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 7:35:21 PM)
I am sooo looking forward to underestimating you.

missturbation -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 7:37:09 PM)
It will be fun [;)]

FukinTroll -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 7:46:24 PM)
Just so you know... LaT will probably be there with a paint ball gun. So if I miss with the tazer... she is going to pepper your ass good!

MasterFireMaam -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 7:59:10 PM)
Good to know that all the male submissives aren't fake...since they aren't on the list. looks over her glasses at Michael Master Fire

FukinTroll -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 8:08:51 PM)
Michael... She looked over her glasses at you. I think you been e-Domme'd. well at least I am turned on! I love red heads in glasses!!! Slurp

CrazyC -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 8:52:17 PM)
I plead the fifth!!!

FukinTroll -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 8:56:01 PM)
Oooh CrazyC luvly pic! Slurp!

CrazyC -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 8:59:06 PM)
hehehehe Thanks....[:)]

Vendaval -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 9:13:46 PM)
If you changed the gender of the submissive in the poll it would read - "He e-mails you multiple times a day while you are at work and he knows you cannot respond, then pouts when you do not answer." "He tries to chat with you while typing with one finger." "He sends you naked pictures of his dangly bits in the first contact message without a request for said portraiture." "He wants to sleep with all of your friends and you." "it begs humbly to approach YOU GODDESS." "You laugh when he unzips his pants." "He cums when you unzip yours." "Anyone with 'full-service-toilet-slave' in their handle is fake."

skirtboy43 -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 11:52:22 PM)
Well, that IS a good question! Probably, I'd look for overexuberant sauciness; a certain disrespectful attitude towards doms to whom, for some unknown reason (mostly because they are uptight people), the fake sub seems childish and silly ("Oh my God!" says our DARLING Skirt Boy haters, "How dare he be silly! I just can't live in a world in which fake submissinves exist"); long convoluted sentences (that sick fake sub bastard!); far too many attempts to make sex seem funny; and the concern, which economists call the "opportunity cost.," often voiced, that by being here, he is not elsewher. Women subs, of course, are a whole other kettle of fish. But if there's one out there who'd like to get it on, remember me. I think, of course, that two subs together would be probkematic - imagine ordering dinner... "No you, if you wouldn't mind too much; we have to, ur, probably should, might, want to think about ordering." That way lies death by starvation. . Skirt (I can't believe I'm still here!)

missturbation -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/22/2007 8:49:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Just so you know... LaT will probably be there with a paint ball gun. So if I miss with the tazer... she is going to pepper your ass good! Can i request red or pink paint. Also i'd let LaT catch me [;)]

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