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i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 5:47:53 PM   
Devilslilsister


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Status: offline 		i'm half way through a Liter of bluberry smooth and my stomach feels full and extended.   i cant force myself to stop drinking it.  Its loaded with a whole bunch of healthy crap, so i'm telling myself its all well and good. 

My pooooooooor poooooooooooor stomach = ( 



**Disclaimer - i think my random bullshit is better then other random bullshit posted because my random bullshit amuses me more.**

Do i look bored?  i swear i'm not - i'm content stuffing myself full with blueberry goodness, staring at the container and posting inane idiotic things on CM because there isnt anything thats provoking thought from me........

now where's my bottle of blueberry??

uh...... whats in your wallet?


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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 5:49:05 PM   
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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 5:52:01 PM   
Devilslilsister


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actually i just stumbled upon a thread that got a good laugh from me.......

http://www.collarchat.com/m_847342/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#847647

"imagine explaining to the police why there is a nekkid man under your stairs with a raging woody"

Can i pull one of your fingers?


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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 6:08:38 PM   
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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 6:40:52 PM   
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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 6:41:53 PM   
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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 6:43:18 PM   
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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 6:44:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		krissi, I don't do corner time. I do Iron Maiden time. And not the fuk'n band either!

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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 6:46:59 PM   
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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 6:56:41 PM   
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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 6:59:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		So are polar bears. How many dumb asses you see petting them in the wild?

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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 7:01:46 PM   
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*kneels again*
You know what with my mouth this evening im just gonna stay knelt

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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 7:04:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		Or in the zoo, for that matter.  Oh, wait, two people in one year climbed into Binky's pen at the Ancorage zoo.  Dumb.

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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 7:05:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		Good plan. I have some good plans for that mouth too!

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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 7:09:38 PM   
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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 7:10:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		I love that video I saw online where these stupid Asian bitches were putting their babies to pose next to those giant seals and then one of them, out of nowhere, attacks the fuck outta one lady...damn near ripped her apart...doesn't anyone watch discovery channel-- those animals are dangerous!!

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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 7:12:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		You and me baby are nuthin but mamals... so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel.

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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 7:13:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		A lot of people don't seem to understand about wild animals.  They do stupid things, mainly becuase they haven't a clue as to how dangerous the critters can be.

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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 7:14:01 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Elecution lessons?


Some slaves need etiquette lessons and some need eatacock lessons. Whichever one keeps your feet out of your mouth is good for me.

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RE: i have a problem!! - 2/21/2007 7:15:36 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Matt1958

A lot of people don't seem to understand about wild animals.  They do stupid things, mainly becuase they haven't a clue as to how dangerous the critters can be.



Kinda funny if you think about it. But if they had a healthy respect for animals my mailbox would always be empty.

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