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Top Reasons Why Doms/subs Go *Poof* in Mid-Conversation - 2/22/2007 12:22:03 PM

MuseofGrace

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This list was generated in an attempt to understand the mysterious phenomena of Doms/subs that go *poof* while chatting online. Of course, I'm coming from the sub perspective; but both perspectives are welcome.

Asked to read profile
Significant Other walked into the room
Parents asked him/her to take out the trash
A figment of my imagination--I was really chatting with myself
Puppy was chewing on computer cables under desk
PC blew up in a puff of smoke (see previous reason)
Went to use the commode real quick and fell in
Spontaneous combustion
A massive coronary or stroke
Symptom of A.D.D. / Alzheimer's
A terminal case of Trollitis

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RE: Top Reasons Why Doms/subs Go *Poof* in Mid-Conversa... - 2/22/2007 12:23:52 PM

cjenny

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Oh oh oh I like the figment of my imagination one the best!

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RE: Top Reasons Why Doms/subs Go *Poof* in Mid-Conversa... - 2/22/2007 1:00:41 PM

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I am sure that,
"Came! and went to bed"
should be in there somewhere!

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RE: Top Reasons Why Doms/subs Go *Poof* in Mid-Conversa... - 2/22/2007 1:14:57 PM

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my top reasons:

UMs are in the room with me
oldest UM needs to use computer for school project
time to work at radio station

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RE: Top Reasons Why Doms/subs Go *Poof* in Mid-Conversa... - 2/22/2007 1:18:38 PM

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Mommy or Daddy walked in.

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RE: Top Reasons Why Doms/subs Go *Poof* in Mid-Conversa... - 2/22/2007 1:37:42 PM

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The following is an absolutely true story.

One day, some years ago, I was engaging in cyber sex. All of a sudden, from the corner of my eye, I saw a small movement. It was my daughter's pet gerbil, who had escaped from his cage. Knowing I had to grab him quickly, or he'd be scurrying through the house under furniture indefinitely, chewing on things and creeping me out, I made a dive for him, and for the next 10 minutes had a regular little gerbil rodeo, chasing him over and under everything until I caught him and got him back in the cage.

When I returned, I had numerous queries from my cyber partner asking, where was I? I apologized, saying, "Sorry for the interruption, the gerbil got away." He disappeared, and I never heard from him again. *sighs*

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RE: Top Reasons Why Doms/subs Go *Poof* in Mid-Conversa... - 2/22/2007 2:15:56 PM

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hi nyrisa
that is hilarious!!- i dont get his problem really!!

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RE: Top Reasons Why Doms/subs Go *Poof* in Mid-Conversa... - 2/22/2007 2:20:12 PM

slaveish

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quote:

ORIGINAL: nyrisa

When I returned, I had numerous queries from my cyber partner asking, where was I? I apologized, saying, "Sorry for the interruption, the gerbil got away." He disappeared, and I never heard from him again. *sighs*

Omg. That was you?

Sorry about that. My flea circus got loose.

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RE: Top Reasons Why Doms/subs Go *Poof* in Mid-Conversa... - 2/22/2007 2:28:22 PM

OnyxGoddess

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*Boredom.
*Person wont stop chatting even though you've said you've got to go -so you just leave
*loss of power (damn blackouts)

something bout the gerbil thing made me think about that one famous person...hmmm..lol

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