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cdreams -> too old for BDSM when.... (3/20/2005 4:55:06 AM)
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You Are Too Old for BDSM When...
* Sensory deprivation is when your Dom hides your hearing aid
batteries.
* Your nipple clamps have training wheels.
* Edge play is standing by the microwave with a pacemaker.
* When you tell your sub to get the cane, you have to specify
"walking" or "beating".
* You can't tell the difference between your tattoos and your
age spots.
* You shout "One, two, three, CLEAR!" for electrical play.
* Your idea of breath play is when your wheelchair runs over
your oxygen hose.
* Your idea of suspension is an UltraLiftTM bra.
* You hold the paddle and say, "You're younger than me....
back into the paddle....HARD!"
* Age play really is 24/7.
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