RE: Dirty Limericks and Bawdy Lyrics

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Svalbard -> RE: Dirty Limericks and Bawdy Lyrics (5/2/2007 7:33:36 AM)
There was a young lady from Bude* Who stood in a queue in the nude Said a young chap up front "I smell cunt" Just like that out loud Bloody Rude ! *Bude is a small town in Cornwall, England

thompsonx -> RE: Dirty Limericks and Bawdy Lyrics (5/2/2007 7:36:53 AM)
there was a young man from sienne who invented a fucking machine concave or convex it could fuck either sex and jack itself off in between thompson

Mikal -> RE: Dirty Limericks and Bawdy Lyrics (5/2/2007 11:41:44 AM)
There was a young man from Racine, Who invented a fu*king machine. On the 99th stroke, The damn thing broke, and beat his balls to cream. [:D][:D][:D]

Vartan -> RE: Dirty Limericks and Bawdy Lyrics (5/2/2007 11:47:06 AM)
Don't forget this is a forum for Bawdy Lyrics as well. Anybody know the meaning of Rock N Roll?: The term "rock and roll", which was black slang for dancing or sex, appeared on record for the first time in 1922 on Trixie Smith's "My Baby Rocks Me With One Steady Roll". The word "rock" had a long history in the English language as a metaphor for "to shake up, to disturb or to incite". The verb "Roll" was a medieval metaphor which meant "having sex". Writers for hundreds of years have used the phrases "They had a roll in the hay" or "I rolled her in the clover". So who's got some good rock n roll lyrics that are thinly veiled metaphors? hehe

deepercontrol -> RE: Dirty Limericks and Bawdy Lyrics (5/2/2007 11:55:35 AM)
When I was young and had no sense, I took a piss on an electric fence. It shocked my dick and shocked my balls, And made me shit my overalls.

Satyr6406 -> RE: Dirty Limericks and Bawdy Lyrics (5/2/2007 11:56:07 AM)
The best lyrics EVER to make it past the censors was Jefferson Airplane's "Miracles" "I never had a taste of the real world, baby, 'til I went down on you" Peace and comfort, Michael

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