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sweetkcredhead -> Prepare to be assarahlated! (2/23/2007 7:23:03 PM)
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Due to the recent discussions centering on the Sarah's, Sarah1 and I got together and decided that a list of rules and guidelines were in order to help others, both Sarah and non-Sarah, understand what being a Sarah means and how you may become one. We hope the following will help clear up any misconceptions you may be harboring.
The Sarah Society
Rules, Guidelines, Regulations, and Hoops to Jump Through for Membership Approval and continuing Membership.
We the founders of the Sarah Society, aka Sarah1 and Sarah2, have together set up the rules and guidelines for Sarahs. As pioneers of the Sarah Movement that has now begun to evolve into the Sarah Society, we feel that all Sarah's should have access to these rules and guidelines to improve their Sarah experience.
Our Mission: that of Pinky and the Brain: to try and take over the world. Prepare to be assarahlated!
1.) Your name must be Sarah, you must really want your name to be Sarah if it's not, you can legally change your name to Sarah and be accepted.
2.) Females preferred, but we won't discriminate against guys named Sarah. We are equal opportunity Sarahs.
3.) Once your membership is approved, you will be assigned a number based on the order in which you joined.
4.) You must have the Sarah tude or be willing to assimilate into it.
5.) You must always give ample choice of reasons for your dom of choice to beat you. (We recommend installing a file cabinet for him to store the reasons that havent been used as yet.)
WARNING: Boat oars are subject to breaking when used on a Sarah.
6.) You must be or think and act like a redhead. (Proper attitude is so important.)
7.) More to be added as deemed necessary.
We hope these rules and guidelines will help to make your Sarah experience the best it can be, and a full and well rounded one as well. Now that you know the expectations of a sarah we return you to your regularly scheduled banter.
Sincerely in sarahness,
Sarah1 & Sarah2
co-founders of the Sarah Movement and Society
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