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HydroMaster -> Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 7:59:58 PM)

After playing Resident Evil for a couple of hours tonight I discovered one certainty in my life...I really F*&#ing hate zombies.  So I've compiled a list of reasons why I hate them.  Then feel free to add your own...cause I know you will.
1.)If they insist on biting me, why can't they at least have sharper teeth.  Those dull ass chompers really sting.
2.)I'm getting really irritated with having to constantly inject myself with the zombie virus antidote...the needle is really big.
3.)The way they move around really slow and then suddenly move like cheetahs on speed.
4.)They always seem to know exactly how to hide and suprise you even though they're supposed to be brainless.
5.)Sometimes they don't die immediatley when I shoot them in the head and still bite me.
6.)It's a bloody waste of ammo just to fight them. 
7.)They constantly say they want brains but never try to bite the head.
8.)When you're swimming and the zombie of an ancient sailor bites you in the leg...that sucks.
9.)The funny dead thing smell
10.)GROANING!...Always with the groaning.
Well that fills my insanity quota for the evening....have fun.



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 8:42:05 PM)

*giggles* so that's what you've been doing all day, slacker!

how come the zombies don't eat their own kind?



HydroMaster -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 8:44:35 PM)

I don't know...maybe they should so they stop biting us



bearincuffs -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 8:45:20 PM)

Have you tried biting them back?   Just a random thought 



Vendaval -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 8:46:28 PM)

It's an acquired taste, fresh human flesh is better than rotting, stinking, walking corpses!


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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

*giggles* so that's what you've been doing all day, slacker!

how come the zombies don't eat their own kind?




FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 8:46:54 PM)

Good thought bear. Now for some serious hijacking...

Bear I liked the other pic better. This one has a less aproachable look about it.



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 8:46:56 PM)

well at least try eating those zombies who have missing body parts or have injuries



bearincuffs -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 8:51:24 PM)

Done and removed  lol



HydroMaster -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 8:53:35 PM)

I'm not personally fond of the smell of rotting flesh so I'm fairly sure I woun't like the taste either.  And have you seen the injuries these things function with.  I don't think biting back would slow them down.



FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 9:01:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bearincuffs

Done and removed  lol


Put the other one back up. It was a real cute pick. It spoke volumes.



bearincuffs -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 9:07:52 PM)

Maybe tomorrow!



FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 9:12:07 PM)

Both pics are good. However as a submissive your other pic was the better choice. I like both pics because they show duality.



bearincuffs -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 9:13:14 PM)

Both are back but switched around!



FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 9:14:09 PM)

Excellent.
 
Let the zombie feast resume.



bearincuffs -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 9:14:39 PM)

Don't zombies taste better marinated in a thick honey garlic sauce and slowly roasted?



HydroMaster -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 9:16:40 PM)

I don't know.  Let's raise some zombies and find out.  Just knock the teeth out before you raise them.  That way they won't be snapping at us while we're marinading



FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 9:16:49 PM)

Especially if they are homophobic zombies from Georgia!



HydroMaster -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 9:27:42 PM)

Ok, I just found this.  It's incredibly wrong but fits this thread perfectly  http://stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/I_Hate_Zombies/



FukinTroll -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 9:33:43 PM)

Okay.... that was messed up. But I am still thinking about eating his girlfriend.



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Why I hate zombies (2/23/2007 9:36:47 PM)

i volunteer Hydro for raising a set test zomibies for the marinating idea



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