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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/24/2007 11:56:55 PM   
FukinTroll


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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/24/2007 11:57:40 PM   
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1. The walking dead
2. An alcoholic drink
3. A way of referring to someone who is sleep deprived.

Take your pick.

< Message edited by MadameDahlia -- 2/24/2007 11:59:00 PM >

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/24/2007 11:58:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Damn it Dahlia. Now I have to go perv your profile some more.


Perving my profile, hm? *Laughs* And just what does that entail?

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/24/2007 11:59:17 PM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/24/2007 11:59:27 PM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/25/2007 12:01:45 AM   
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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Oh yeah! Now I remember why I was so smitten with you!


Oooh... do tell! Why's that, dearest Troll?

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/25/2007 12:02:56 AM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/25/2007 12:06:09 AM   
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Glee! Slurps and mail. I must have slipped and fell getting out of the shower.

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/25/2007 12:10:45 AM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/25/2007 12:34:31 AM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/25/2007 12:41:45 AM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/25/2007 12:47:57 AM   
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Don't you think we'd be better off getting to know each other a wee bit more first? I don't to diapers. Ever. *grins* But I'll change wet sheets...


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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/25/2007 12:49:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		*Laughs* That's what nannies are for!

But I suppose we could skip that part, live in sin and fornicate just for the fun of it...

The Catholics won't like us much, but I've been to their services... and their definition of the word and mine aren't exactly parallel.

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/25/2007 12:53:06 AM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/25/2007 12:53:38 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Hey! I'm Catholic! *hands on hips* Who else can pervert things so well???

*grins* Besides, if women can't 'love' each other, then they can't fornicate and live in sin... the Church can't have it's host and eat it too!


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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/25/2007 12:56:31 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

Hey! I'm Catholic! *hands on hips* Who else can pervert things so well???



True. True. My best friend's mother is Catholic. And I swear her mom has the whole humiliation play thing down to an art.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

*grins* Besides, if women can't 'love' each other, then they can't fornicate and live in sin... the Church can't have it's host and eat it too!



By jove... That's... logical! Woo hoo for loopholes. Among other holes... *Coughs*


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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/25/2007 1:01:57 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		LOL Yes, Catholic Mothers are Supreme when it comes to humiliation and guilt... but holes are good, so it kind of evens out. Sorta. *shrugs* Well, sex makes all things 'good', even if it's done bad...

So, whaddya say? We start gettin' it on like rabbits and let Troll watch the wee tykes (or dykes? )?


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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/25/2007 1:05:31 AM   
MadameDahlia


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Status: offline 		I'm down for that. Let's get it on!

*Hums "The Bad Touch" from The Bloodhound Gang, lapsing into song periodically*

... So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts... (Have I mentioned just how enamoured I am of strapons?)

... You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...

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Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
--R. D. Laing

"Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/25/2007 1:13:33 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		"Youve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough...
I want you lover,  want you covered with my Leatherhouse whip gowns

You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now..."

*some lyrics edited by moi



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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/25/2007 1:14:54 AM   
MadameDahlia


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Status: offline 		Nice! We could rewrite all sorts of songs and pose as the greatest tribute band... EVER!

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