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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:02:26 PM   
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I am starting to feel like a zombie...does that mean you all hate me?  I need to remember to put on clothes when I get up cause I can't sleep...is too damm cold in here


Did you happen to notice we eat Zombies here?

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:04:51 PM   
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Didn't you know Troll, Canada lets everyone in!


Bear, I was about to get all smart-ass with you... then I had a moment of clarity. My inner-evil fuk'r said look at his profile, and sure enough you live in Canada.

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:06:05 PM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:06:59 PM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:09:44 PM   
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And that stopped you??!! 


Well I had this whole long dialogue of smart-ass stuff to say... but since you’re in Canada it just won’t work. It would be like Ben Afflek trying to tell a joke.

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:10:47 PM   
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OMG...my first troll slurp...I feel so honored

and I could use to be eaten tonight


So... where exactly did that Slurp hit ya?

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:11:24 PM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:13:27 PM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:14:49 PM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:14:50 PM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:15:36 PM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:16:08 PM   
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How about you Hydro.....sam......come on...is anyone interested?

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:17:01 PM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:17:45 PM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:18:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		Things I Hate About Zombies:

1. They are terrible party guests and normally leave body parts in the onion dip.

2. Zombies cannot play contact sports... limbs fall off too easily.

3. When was the last time a zombie did something nice for someone?

4. Zombies cannot fix plumbing and therefore are fairly useless to have around the house.

5. Dead people do not like to have sex. Ever see a zombie humping someone?

6. Zombies will eat your dog and not care that it is a beloved pet.

7. You can't take a zombie to a movie. They do not sit still nor do they quit moaning.

8. Zombies make terrible psychologists... try telling a zombie your problems next time you see one.

9. Zombies think that they can just go wherever they please... even if the door is locked, they will break in. When you die, do you become a compulsive kleptomaniac?

10. Zombies do not sing well.

11. Zombies do not blend into a crowd... maybe it is the quasi-goose-step they have.

12. Zombies never pay back the money they owe you. If you try to collect they always use the excuse that they are dead.

13. Zombies will not sit still for posed photographs.

14. Zombies get away with murder... what are you going to do? Execute them?


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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:20:32 PM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:20:40 PM   
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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:22:24 PM   
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flashes Hydro a quick look at her shaved pussy


A pic is worth a thousand words.

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:22:36 PM   
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Gauge, almost all of that list is interchangeable with benji.


Yeah, but at least Benji is fun. Ever take a zombie to a night club?

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 10:23:37 PM   
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