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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 11:46:13 PM

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For laughs I spent an entire day answering the phone, "Necrophiliacs R Us. We bump them. You hump them. We dump them."

It went over well with a few people. But I'm pretty sure we got crossed off of a few telemarketer lists.

That is absolutely halarious! Mind if I borrow those lines? *grins*

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 11:46:15 PM

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Damn Dahlia, I think we need to get together and be switches. I switch to the left and beat the slave and you switch to the right and beat the slave.

Sounds hawt.

But I may need to work on my backswing if I'm taking the right side. It's either that or... ah, what the hell... I've always wanted to be ambidextrous!

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 11:46:32 PM

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aawww... Thanks FT... might have to find that bridge one of these days (and not the one in the Boston Public Gardens, I remember... lol)

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 11:47:17 PM

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For laughs I spent an entire day answering the phone, "Necrophiliacs R Us. We bump them. You hump them. We dump them."

It went over well with a few people. But I'm pretty sure we got crossed off of a few telemarketer lists.

That is absolutely halarious! Mind if I borrow those lines? *grins*

Go for it.

You may also like, "RoadKill Cafe... You kill 'em, we grill 'em. Serving roadside grub since 1976."

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 11:48:49 PM

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aawww... Thanks FT... might have to find that bridge one of these days (and not the one in the Boston Public Gardens, I remember... lol)

With a snoopy lunch pail?

oops, scooby-do.

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 11:50:16 PM

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Damn Dahlia, I think we need to get together and be switches. I switch to the left and beat the slave and you switch to the right and beat the slave.

Sounds hawt. But I may need to work on my backswing if I'm taking the right side. It's either that or... ah, what the hell... I've always wanted to be ambidextrous!

Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?

No really who's your daddy, I have a lot of family in Cali.

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 11:53:13 PM

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Go for it. You may also like, "RoadKill Cafe... You kill 'em, we grill 'em. Serving roadside grub since 1976."

LOL I actually have the T-shirt that sayis that on the front. The back has the menu.

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 11:53:15 PM

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*Laughs*

He's an angry man who works in sales and loathes his job.

And he's a bit of a social hermit. I doubt you'd know him.

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 11:53:54 PM

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*Laughs*

He's an angry man who works in sales and loathes his job.

And he's a bit of a social hermit. I doubt you'd know him.

Is his name Stan?

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 11:54:57 PM

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Go for it. You may also like, "RoadKill Cafe... You kill 'em, we grill 'em. Serving roadside grub since 1976."

LOL I actually have the T-shirt that sayis that on the front. The back has the menu.

Nice! It works just as well on the phone. People gasp and sputter, hem and haw. They don't seem to know how to react for a good chunk of time.

And then if you keep playing the game... and insist you're serious it can get really silly, really fast.

I figure people have automatically signed up for "Cruel and Unusual" if they call me on the phone.

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 11:56:38 PM

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*snickers* Ever think of starting a new thread regarding stuff you (and others) have told telemarketers & their reactions? Bet it'd be a hoot.

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 11:56:40 PM

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*Laughs*

He's an angry man who works in sales and loathes his job.

And he's a bit of a social hermit. I doubt you'd know him.

Is his name Stan?

Nope. His name is Don.

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 11:56:48 PM

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I usually throw on that stuffy red neck cowboy voice and say "Sheriffs department?"They call back 4-5 times before they realize I am fuk’n with them.

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/23/2007 11:58:48 PM

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*snickers* Ever think of starting a new thread regarding stuff you (and others) have told telemarketers & their reactions? Bet it'd be a hoot.

*Laughs* I'd need a thread and a half. But I think I'll start one anyway.

If for no other reason than to share with the world the joy of the Revenge Against Telemarketers game.

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/24/2007 12:00:19 AM

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*snickers* Ever think of starting a new thread regarding stuff you (and others) have told telemarketers & their reactions? Bet it'd be a hoot.

Hmmm..... that is a cool thought. But I am waiting for KC to send me mail, Dahlia to send me an indecent proposal, you to send me some boob pics, and Ven to just send her usual naughty stuff then I am going to bed.

If no such a critter is around tomorrow, I will make it!

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/24/2007 12:04:05 AM

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aawww... Thanks FT... might have to find that bridge one of these days (and not the one in the Boston Public Gardens, I remember... lol)

With a snoopy lunch pail?

oops, scooby-do.

had something else in mind besides a carrying a lunch pail, but, well, whatever your thing is... I'm not one to judge

ha ha ha... but, I'd probably go for the snoopy lunch pail if I was given a choice -- a personal favorite

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/24/2007 12:04:39 AM

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You've got mail,. and you can't go to bed now dammit (stomps foot in dommely fashion) You have got my curiosity up, laughs!!!

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/24/2007 12:05:38 AM

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Indecent as in: "Here's the ring... I got it out of a crackerjack box."

Or did you mean something else?

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/24/2007 12:06:12 AM

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Hee hee, I knew a guy who got endless phone calls for a girl
who was giving out the wrong phone number. He was working
a job and going to school so sleep time was at a real premium.
The whole situation came to head when one of this girl's boyfriends
called up and wanted to speak to her, waking him out of a
deep sleep.

Boyfriend dude, "Is Rhonda there?"
Sleepy guy, "Yes"
Boyfriend dude, "Can I speak with her?"
Sleepy guy, "No"
Boyfriend dude, "Why"
Sleepy guy, "Because my dick is in her mouth!"

Click. End of phone conversation. Sleepy guy goes back to bed.

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RE: Why I hate zombies - 2/24/2007 12:08:45 AM

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Aw come on now! Everyone knows the only way to take benji
anywhere is in doggie diapers that cover his neuticles!

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Ever take benji?

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