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SlyStone -> Postaholics Anonomyous (2/24/2007 6:01:33 AM)
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Do you post 24 hours a day every day of the week?
Have you never met a thread you didn't like?
Have you never met a subject line you were not an expert in?
Do you spend all day composing postings rather than conversing with real live people?
Is your posting life more real than your real life?
If you answered yes to any one of the above than you may be suffering from Postaholicism.
Please join us and learn about our 12 step program to freedom from posting addiction starting with step one, admitting that you are powerless over the urge to post and that it is taking over your life.
For the small sum of five dollars a day, that's five value meals for you fast foodies, we can change your life or at least slow the progress of your carpal tunnel syndrome.
We will be meeting every third Thursday of the month in the cyber room "helpicantstoptyping" which is on the top floor just opposite "myopinionismyopinionandyouropinioniswrong".
Don't bother trying to get into that last room, it's always full.
We look forward to seeing you there.
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