MadameDahlia
Posts: 2021
Joined: 8/11/2004 From: SoCal aka Hell Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll quote:
ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia Airplanes and slurping and Troll tongues, oh my! Perhaps not as catchy as the original, "Lions and tigers and bears, oh my." (But I'm totally squicked by sexual acts involving non-humanoid animals.) Mile-high clubs and carnal Troll freestyle olympics on the other hand... now that's a party. That is some mighty fine lies babe. I will get all those slave girls lined up for your impending arrival. Don't forget the kiddie pool filled with jello. Sugar-free though... can't have them stop putting out because they're complaining about yeast infections. I'll tolerate no excuses from my wenches!
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Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. --R. D. Laing "Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."
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